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The crappest song in the world according to you?

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posted on Oct, 29 2014 @ 10:06 PM
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This thread has actually made me a little depressed. I feel like its the sort of thing you could torture people with if you strap them to a chair with a screen in front of them playing this stuff non stop.

Its terrible and I cant stop. My brain has puked and my heart has refused to beat anymore. I think I am dead.


edit on 10 29 2014 by tadaman because: (no reason given)




posted on Oct, 29 2014 @ 10:33 PM
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a reply to: tadaman

Here is something to cheer you up



posted on Oct, 29 2014 @ 10:43 PM
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a reply to: ZetaRediculian

Thank you sir. I think I need an emergency music session. That was a good start.

I feel like I am ready to be programmed. Like I could be convinced to carry out a blood sacrifice to Satan right now. My mind is fried. LOL

What have you done OP!?



posted on Oct, 30 2014 @ 01:36 AM
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a reply to: iamhobo

Thank you . NOT. 19 seconds,singing started at 16 . I would go so far as to say this is worse than what my kids listen to .



posted on Oct, 30 2014 @ 04:29 AM
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wow, i cant believe no ones mentioned rebecca blacks friday song, gotta take the cake in this contest


as if that song isnt bad enough, she didnt even write those complex philosophical lyrics, her mom paid $4000 to have someone write the lyrics and song in its entirety for her, she just sang it, followed directions, she been made quite wealthy from its success, despite the fact its success lies entirely in how much of a failure it is, her every video has twice as many dislikes as it does likes, she is testamount to the saying any publicity is good publicity.

then again if you do a search on youtube for the worst song ever this one at the top of the list is probably even worse the friday,


edit on 10/30/14 by pryingopen3rdeye because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 30 2014 @ 05:56 AM
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a reply to: Rodinus
That was the first record I ever bought. It's a classic. Such a positive message too. One we should all heed in current times of global strife



posted on Oct, 30 2014 @ 06:01 AM
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a reply to: Rodinus

Any and all songs with yodelling in it.
I don't think there is anything I detest more than yodelling,it is the worst vocal sounds any animal can produce,and those who seek to bastardise our ears with it should be sent to Guantanamo Bay for life,along with their families and friends.

Yep-I HATE yodelling,big time.
If I ruled the world my first priority would be to eradicate the pestilence of yodelling from the planet.





posted on Oct, 30 2014 @ 06:17 AM
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Although I agree there bad nine songs posted so far in this thread are actually some of my favorites.

And some are definatley the worst, anything by UB40 or The B52's is painfull.



posted on Oct, 30 2014 @ 07:33 AM
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originally posted by: skalla
a reply to: ZetaRediculian

I last saw them maybe seven years ago in a venue of maybe two or three hundred, it was very messy and Gibby was most unhappy with the behaviour of me and my chums and asked for us to be removed. I have no memory of this but was told by my compadres.


Damn, man! If you managed to offend Gibby you were doing pretty good. That dude is one of the most obnoxious maniacs on the planet. I've met him personally and had to leave the room after about 5 minutes. I'm friends with Lori Surfer(Vargas), she does all the psychedelic film projection at their shows.



posted on Oct, 30 2014 @ 07:34 AM
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There can only be one.

"We're heading for penis?"



posted on Oct, 30 2014 @ 09:33 AM
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originally posted by: tadaman
This thread has actually made me a little depressed. I feel like its the sort of thing you could torture people with if you strap them to a chair with a screen in front of them playing this stuff non stop.

Its terrible and I cant stop. My brain has puked and my heart has refused to beat anymore. I think I am dead.



The text editor actually freaked because of what I was replying with, and
padded my buffer so the message itself was lost. That's because the
warning I was typing, and now repeat... IS that important.
I must keep trying until the message posts properly.

This structured audio sequence they call a video/song is capable
of making you psychologically sterile. I have no offspring NOT because of
Gloria Steinem, militant feminism, the foundations, or any other NWO plot.
It's because I subjected myself to a whole rendition of "You Light Up My Life".
I won't post any of it here, because some of us still hold some hope
for humanity somehow redeeming itself and evolving.
Not so after this... I'm done. If you listen to a whole cut, so too will you.
How appropriately twisted that anything this terribly evil could be part of
a music forum.

EDIT:: Forget Malcolm McDowell old chum.. the Head Droogie taped ONTO
half the ShowCo pile and laced up with a whole jigger of LD25 wouldn't
sustain these results. :: END EDIT but I do love him so. Sorry Doctor...

Even now, to abort the introduction to this dangerously worse than
worthless dirge of a piano and tubes waltz in D major affords me the
relief one could imagine from successfully extracting a Morgellons
fortified twelve ingrown hair semiplastic booger from the front of my
septum with the need for only a couple units of fresh blood to counter
the loss from procedure... whether by Mossberg or curved needle nosed
pliers more suited to a horse molar with hooked roots.

I'm not kidding. Don't ever play it, and shun anyone who confessed
listening to it without some permanent trauma... they ARE demons.

It's now almost 9:30 AM in my time zone. I must gather my stack of
half-page leaflets and rush to the mall in order to warn everyone
who would listen.
edit on 30-10-2014 by derfreebie because: Discredit wherever it's doo doo

edit on 30-10-2014 by derfreebie because: Locutius...existence is futile



posted on Oct, 30 2014 @ 10:06 AM
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a reply to: Rodinus

Hi Rod, it's a great thread just to warn people. F&S!
My warning is over near the end of page 5 after a
post from Tadaman at the top.
That song I won't even repeat the title of here actually
turned me into crap for a long time. The echo of it still
tortures me like Sellers did to Herbert Lom, forever.
It's not posted... breathe easy my friend



posted on Oct, 30 2014 @ 10:18 AM
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Some truly terrible songs been posted already.

Pleased to see someone hates Jump by Van Halen.
To be honest I can't think of any soft. pop rock sort of song that I like.
Final Countdown really gets on my nerves but as bad as it is I think this surpasses even that for crappyness.



Back in the day we'd sing " We built this city on cock and dole" - quite apt for the time.

As a teenager I hated the whole disco thing.
A very good friend of mine loved it - this was her song of choice during our almost nightly cider parties - I hate it with a passion.


She remains a good friend to this day and fortunately over the years her taste in music has improved quite dramatically.

There are quite a few other songs I think are appalling for various reasons but for fear of hijacking this thread I'll limit my offerings to one more song.

Novelty songs are particularly renowned for being crap....but this is surely the crappest of all - and from a man who went to great lengths to be respected as a serious 'actor'.




posted on Oct, 30 2014 @ 10:19 AM
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originally posted by: pryingopen3rdeye
wow, i cant believe no ones mentioned rebecca blacks friday song, gotta take the cake in this contest


as if that song isnt bad enough, she didnt even write those complex philosophical lyrics, her mom paid $4000 to have someone write the lyrics and song in its entirety for her, she just sang it, followed directions, she been made quite wealthy from its success, despite the fact its success lies entirely in how much of a failure it is, her every video has twice as many dislikes as it does likes, she is testamount to the saying any publicity is good publicity.

then again if you do a search on youtube for the worst song ever this one at the top of the list is probably even worse the friday,



I might have misjudged Corporate America's ability to
repulse and damage people with subliminal castration.
That other guy is more straightforward with the torture.
"Picture Perfect" for an original, possibly composed
work of friction on paper may have beaten Debbie Boone.

All of a sudden projectile voiding from every available
orifice, and internal hemorrhaging from a liquifying
digestive tract started to look like a good alternative
to listening to more than a minute of that human's
tone-challenged adenoids. Regretfully they may go
further than if four-man King Crimson all got lobotomies
before the reunion CD. Definitely a contender....
but if it was all tracked by one individual he should be
preserved at near Absolute Zero so we can find the cure.



posted on Oct, 30 2014 @ 10:21 AM
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All songs by Justin Timberlake and Justin Bieber are tied for crappiest song in the world.



posted on Oct, 30 2014 @ 10:44 AM
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This is Steve Vai describing the smell of a dead rat with music.
It is intentionally awful.



posted on Oct, 30 2014 @ 02:56 PM
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a reply to: Rodinus

Where does one start on a thread such as this ?

Well these two to begin with







Followed swiftly by this




posted on Oct, 30 2014 @ 03:22 PM
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Saw this thread and this song immediately popped into my head.
Now it's stuck there again and I'll never get it out.
I hate it so, so much! I know a lot of people might like it
but it's like nails down a chalkboard to me




posted on Oct, 30 2014 @ 04:08 PM
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Awesome thread!

So many to choose from, but 2 spring readily to mind - the ketchup song. Everyone loved this when it came out, I was the grumpy one who hated it, sat stony faced while everyone danced around to what is one of the most idiotic and annoying songs ever.



Another is MacArthur Park by Richard Harris...stupid lyrics. I reckon there's some sort of meaning behind it but whatever it is it's completely lost on me. Far as I'm concerned it's about a cake that's been left out in the rain...it's epic and not particularly bad to listen to, but the lyrical content is simply retarded.



Again, cool thread, fun links, flagged.



posted on Oct, 30 2014 @ 04:26 PM
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Justin Timberlake - what goes around




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