Have you ever been polygraphed?

Have i ever been polygraphed?
Oh yes

Every time i go out with the lads, next morning the girlfriend is firing off questions.
And she knows when im lying so she's my polygraph

I gave up lying to her a long time ago

The term "lie detector" is archaic at the very least...

With today's machines, its more about how much deception a person is capable of rather than an outright lie.

As mentioned previously, if you've ever have the pleasure of the newest full blown polygraph setup with what I lovingly refer to as the sphintometer.....it's very very stressful....

Any time they make you sit on a pad that measures the tension on your butt cheeks.... life takes on a whole new meaning lol.

Once. It was to get a job. It wasn't even a high level job, it was just at an office for a supermarket chain. I lied on one question and I passed just fine. What I lied about was 'something' that is illegal but I feel shouldn't be. So I felt no guilt in having done what I did so perhaps that's why I was able to lie about it. No guilt. I passed just fine and got the job.