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We have to eat something!

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posted on Oct, 23 2014 @ 01:17 PM
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So

Here we are in the 21st century....

We have now found out that plants know you're eating them, Animal protein mostly comes from, well, dead Animals.

So, what then?

We can eat eggs from various sources, fruits, nuts, milk and grains. Is that all we're supposed to be eating?

Then what the hell does 'ET' [If the little probing perverts even really exist] eat? I once read something where it was said ET was supposedly able to absorb what nutrients were needed through their skin or by simply breathing it in.

Boring!



So, we are eventually doomed to a apple and peanut omelets with cheese.









posted on Oct, 23 2014 @ 01:22 PM
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a reply to: SLAYER69
Sorry my friend, you're going to have to leave the apple out...

They know you're eating them, too.



posted on Oct, 23 2014 @ 01:25 PM
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Earthworms are packed with protein.
If we get used to them the aliens can just cast lines out of their saucers.



posted on Oct, 23 2014 @ 01:25 PM
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Scratch the peanuts Slayer

Nut allergies in kids and all that, sorry to be a downer, mate but a bacon sandwich will always be here for you. The food Nazis can shove it where the apples don't grow as far as I'm concerned, I can't imagine a Sunday without an offering of dead pig, cow or lamb to the Gods of deliciousness.

Cody



posted on Oct, 23 2014 @ 01:29 PM
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We must all become Inedian.

If we practice the proper path of breatharianism, we will learn how to simply absorb what we need from the sun or something.

Ask Michelle Pfeiffer how it works out. Well, maybe not since she didn't get it to go properly for her.



At least four people have died attempting to live on the light, according to the Seattle Globalist. In June, a British native attempted to give up eating and live only off "a nutritional source already embedded within our body/mind/Spiritual system" and film her transition. She gave up after about 45 days.



posted on Oct, 23 2014 @ 01:30 PM
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a reply to: TinfoilTP
a reply to: Klassified
a reply to: cody599

Okay...


So, let's see here....


So NOW we can't have apples and peanuts but worms are on the menu.

Worm and cheese omelets with toast. Wait, nobody here has issues with Gluten?



posted on Oct, 23 2014 @ 01:30 PM
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originally posted by: TinfoilTP
a reply to: SLAYER69

Earthworms are packed with protein.
If we get used to them the aliens can just cast lines out of their saucers.



I was going to say that if we did it right, none of them had to die since you can slice them in half and they regenerate, but then imagine the horror of the great earth worm revolt at our prolonged and insidious torture of their sensitive little selves!!



posted on Oct, 23 2014 @ 01:30 PM
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hi slayer much respect to you, i read on ats about human mutalations in wales in fact near to where i live, and an ex gov op said he used to be first on the scene of human mutalations, to preserve the site for the yanks an he did say that he saw human body parts when he looked into a landed craft once, he even went on to say he saw the occupants, which he claims looked like the devil, and could move very fast indeed, with the ability to rip you apart.




posted on Oct, 23 2014 @ 01:30 PM
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Wasn't there a story about some people that lived solely on mountain stream water ? Mushrooms are very good and there are tons of them .



posted on Oct, 23 2014 @ 01:31 PM
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a reply to: SLAYER69

If you eat carrots in a quiet room, you can hear the screams.




posted on Oct, 23 2014 @ 01:32 PM
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sorry if im off topic a bit, but maybe we have been on the menu before lol



posted on Oct, 23 2014 @ 01:32 PM
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a reply to: SLAYER69

There is a book I read in grade school called How to Eat Fried Worms. It might give you some suggestions.



posted on Oct, 23 2014 @ 01:34 PM
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originally posted by: TinfoilTP
a reply to: SLAYER69

Earthworms are packed with protein.
If we get used to them the aliens can just cast lines out of their saucers.


Nope.
Earthworms feel the pain too.
We can't even eat seeds and nuts. They are alive... Otherwise they wouldn't grow if you planted them.
We are stuck with eating eggs... As long as they are not fertile.

Or... You could go my route and eat meat and vegetables.



posted on Oct, 23 2014 @ 01:36 PM
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Animals eat each other and plants without ever thinking about it being wrong, so why should we.

We should just eat what we want, and it should be kept at a natural balance, humans are bad at balance though, that might be the underlying problem.



posted on Oct, 23 2014 @ 01:37 PM
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a reply to: SLAYER69

Relax dude. If we weren't meant to eat dead Animals, they would have never made them out of meat.



posted on Oct, 23 2014 @ 01:41 PM
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Well, right this moment, I'm eating raspberry cheesecake.

I don't care what or whom got hurt in the making of it.



posted on Oct, 23 2014 @ 01:42 PM
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a reply to: SLAYER69

Soylent green, please ::holds tray out::



posted on Oct, 23 2014 @ 01:42 PM
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a reply to: butcherguy

What the heck am I thinking?
We can't eat eggs.
We can't even drink milk.
You have to torture chickens and cows to get those things.



posted on Oct, 23 2014 @ 01:44 PM
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originally posted by: network dude
a reply to: SLAYER69

Relax dude. If we weren't meant to eat dead Animals, they would have never made them out of meat.


Such delicious meat, too. And God never would have given us BBQ sauce, either.



posted on Oct, 23 2014 @ 01:53 PM
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a reply to: SLAYER69

"please don't eat me " said ABSOLUTLY NOTHING I have ever tried to eat in 50 odd years

which I see as a mandate to carry on eating omnivoriously



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