posted on Oct, 22 2014 @ 09:47 AM
That's my wife's favorite saying whenever she wants me to watch some boring chick flick with her.
“Oh come on... Watching 'Legend of Fall' with me isn't going to make you grow a vagina you know...”
'It's not going to make you grow a vagina'
That's what she says about romance movies and TV shows, like 'Marry Me' or 'Once Upon a Time' or “Grays Anatomy' or 'The Red Band Society'
However, my wife and daughter's all watch those shows along with our cat and two dogs. They all have vagina's, but how do I know that was always the
Maybe they were born with Winkies, only watching all those sappy romantic comedies made their Wee-Wee's shrivel up and pop off! What if watching
'Water for Elephant’s' makes you grow boobies! Maybe 'Maid in Manhattan' is what triggers all that PMS'ie stuff?
No sir... I'm not taking the chance of losing my Mister Happy and growing a vagina....
So whenever my wife is in the living room watching the 'Ghost' DVD, or 'Outlander' TV show...
I'll be hiding in my room watching reruns of 'Kill Bill' and the 'Fast and the Furious'! 'Wolverine' and guys from 'The Big Red One' got my
back. None of that lovey-dovie drivel for me man. I'll stick to my Testosterone building 'Shot-em-ups'!
I would say more on the subject... but I was accidentally exposed several moments of 'Les Miserables'... and I'm feeling very emotional right
“Come on, watch with me...It's not like it's going to make you grow a Vagina!”
Maybe not, but I'm not willing to take that chance!
So she can keep her 'Jane the Virgin'... I'll be in my room watching 'Gotham'! Me and Mister Happy that is...