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posted on Oct, 19 2014 @ 08:39 PM
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a reply to: the owlbear

Dear owlbear,

I was wrong! You were right!

I have no idea how it happened, but I wasn't even close. Dag nab those French, anyway. Who told them we needed another system of mesurement?

Thanks for straightening me out.

With respect,
Charles1952




posted on Oct, 19 2014 @ 08:45 PM
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a reply to: charles1952

Hey...I get conversions wrong all the time. My maths are bad, but i have several bookmarked charts and google will do it for you by typing in, say mL to tsp then entering values. Wasn't try to nyah, nyah...just wanted to put it in perspective for all. Cheers!



posted on Oct, 19 2014 @ 10:30 PM
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Bleach isn't even something you clean with, you can make very nasty stuff go away and be shiny once more, after you kinda burned off everything else, bleach whatever.

For cleaning you use soap , soda, and all in one. If you need bleach I won't be likely to take a dump in your house. Ever...



posted on Oct, 19 2014 @ 10:53 PM
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Not funny. not ccol.

It takes a total lack of empathy to compose something like that.

There are stupid people in this worrld who may believe it to be true
and see it as a secret cure for something that terrifies them.



posted on Oct, 19 2014 @ 11:13 PM
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originally posted by: boncho

originally posted by: scattergun
Wow, this person is dangerously trollin... And yes, sadly people will believe this. People that pull crap like this need to be locked up. Just as bad as yelling FIRE in a movie house...


No, it's more like yelling "zombies" in a movie house. If people run over each other for zombies, they deserve what they get.


So, I'm guessing you were born smart and woe to the unlucky stupid people,

This guy comes up to me last night at work, tells me some lady
stopped him at a stop sign to ask for directions. Says she could barely
speak English. So he gave her bad directions. "Ha Ha," he says, "serves her
right for not learning the laguage."--like he knew everything about her
and his judgment was flawless.

And then there was an akward pause and I said, "'I'm Native American."
I walked off before he could reply so I don't even know if he understood
his own hypocrisy.



posted on Oct, 20 2014 @ 12:02 AM
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This is weird...
A week or two ago at work, a guy came up to me and asked a question about something work-related. After answering, he out of nowhere says something along the lines of "You know, bleach is the only thing that can kill ebola". I wonder if he saw that on the internet?



posted on Oct, 20 2014 @ 12:39 AM
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a reply to: trollz

Well maybe the virus does die from bleach. So do we. You know. I won't advice it to start the treatment anywhere close to an individual person.

Don't they use heavily diluted bleach to disinfect water supplies ? As all harmfull and probably any good organisms die from just a single drop of bleach in 100 l of water

Probably not an accurate guess, but...



posted on Oct, 20 2014 @ 12:50 AM
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a reply to: rival


This guy comes up to me last night at work, tells me some lady
stopped him at a stop sign to ask for directions. Says she could barely
speak English. So he gave her bad directions. "Ha Ha," he says, "serves her
right for not learning the laguage."--like he knew everything about her
and his judgment was flawless.



Apples, meet oranges.



posted on Oct, 20 2014 @ 01:31 AM
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a reply to: Lady_Tuatha

Can it give you wings as well.



posted on Oct, 20 2014 @ 07:57 AM
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a reply to: rival

Yeah, funny how we're all speaking English now instead of the language of our (yours and mine) ancestors.

Learn the language kiddos! Now where is my Iroquois learning video...



posted on Oct, 20 2014 @ 08:13 AM
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ROTFL, I've seen it, but that Twitter poster is a fracking dumbshyte.

If your kid reads something like that online and drinks bleach, you have some massive parenting fail to deal with.
If YOU, the adult, reads something like that online and drinks bleach, then stupid is as stupid does. And shame on your parents for not teaching you better.

I can't have any sympathy for morons. Of all the moronic things done, all the morons to bleeding heart defend, Darwin nominees aren't a priority for me.
edit on 10/20/2014 by Nyiah because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 20 2014 @ 02:20 PM
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originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
I see a lawsuit in the future for this dumbassery. Deserved or not.

That is all.



Dumbassery is totally my word of the day!

Tyty!



posted on Nov, 20 2014 @ 08:23 AM
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a reply to: Lady_Tuatha

Mommy?...I did this thing i read on the twitters, and now my teeth are super white, but my tummy really hurts and my belly button is melting. Waaaaa!!

What scares me is there's a lot of these "health secrets" purported online. Most aren't harmful (or helpful), but the readers and spreaders don't even bother to think about whether they make any sense.



posted on Nov, 20 2014 @ 08:43 AM
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a reply to: Lady_Tuatha

So what happens when people die because of this? The troll laughs? Wow, he /she should be shot.



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