The Stone Cutters!

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posted on May, 31 2003 @ 11:25 PM
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Homer Simpson Joined the Stone Cutters because his grandpa was in it and it's funny because the oath and rituals reminds me of the masons. i think they were making fun of the masons for EX:

The Stone Cutters
"...And by the Sacred Parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of the StoneCutters,

may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs."


The Stonecutters Song
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do.
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do.
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do.
Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do.





The Ritual
Ritual #1 - All Stonecutters must take a Leap of Faith. If you survive this five-story plunge, your character will be proven.
Ritual #2 - The Crossing of the Desert.
Ritual #3 - The Unblinking Eye.
Ritual #4 - Wreck of the Hesperus.
Ritual #5 - The Paddling of the Swollen A**, with paddles








[Edited on 1-6-2003 by MorbidAngel2010]




posted on May, 31 2003 @ 11:27 PM
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here is the logo





posted on May, 31 2003 @ 11:33 PM
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FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!




posted on May, 31 2003 @ 11:36 PM
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And who could forget the secret handshake and their robes lol



posted on May, 31 2003 @ 11:43 PM
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What if Freemasonry was nothing but a group of belligerent, monosyllabic, dunderheads resembling the Stonecutters?



posted on May, 31 2003 @ 11:47 PM
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that would be nice thor, but for some reason i don't think you find many lennys carls or homers in the masons.



posted on Jun, 1 2003 @ 01:24 AM
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I don't think Masons will accept inept ppl



posted on Jun, 1 2003 @ 01:32 AM
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What are you talking about, homer isn't inept! He happens to be a GREAT boxer! Didn't you ever see him go at it with Tyson?! Heck homer even got to keep his ears!



posted on Jun, 1 2003 @ 01:03 PM
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He has an Extra Layer in his cranium and a blue crayon stuck in his brain lol

[Edited on 1-6-2003 by MorbidAngel2010]



posted on Jun, 1 2003 @ 03:18 PM
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not only that the British Board of Psychiatry voted him father of the year in 2002





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