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originally posted by: JustMike
This was already posted yesterday and yes, it's a hoax from a known "satirical news site". Read some of the other crazy stuff on their site and you'll see...
Anyway, the previous thread is in the HOAX forum HERE.
Staff will deal with this thread shortly. In the meanwhile, perhaps go to the other thread if you've anything to add on the topic.