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Things to do before the presidential inauguration

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posted on Dec, 8 2004 @ 11:02 AM
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1. Get that abortion you've always wanted.

2. Drink a nice clean glass of water.

3. Cash your Social Security check.

4. See a doctor of your own choosing

5. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.

6. Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter.

7. Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.

8. Hoard gasoline.

9. Borrow books from library before they're banned -Constitutional law books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc.

10. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix - do it now.

11. Come out - then go back in - HURRY!

12. Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can.

13. Stay out late before the curfews start.

14. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident".

15. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.

16. Use the phrase - "you can't do that - this is America".

17. If you're white - marry a black person; if you're black - marry a white person.

18. Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile or a base-jumper.

19. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.

20. Start your school day without a prayer.

21. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.

22. Learn French.

23. Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends.

24. Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.

25. Try to take photographs of animals on the endangered species list.

26. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.

27. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.

28. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill".

29. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a state.





posted on Dec, 8 2004 @ 07:56 PM
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that's a long list you've typed there..I like the one that says "learn frech",I get the point..I like them all...So You must be one of them 43million that had their hearts broken by this admis..I mean election..



posted on Dec, 17 2004 @ 08:49 AM
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This is so biased. I don't find it funny, but I get your point. Anyway, the smiley at the bottom explains it all.



posted on Dec, 17 2004 @ 09:00 AM
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Originally posted by Shadowtrooper90
This is so biased. I don't find it funny, but I get your point. Anyway, the smiley at the bottom explains it all.


Obviously the concept of gallows humor is unknown to you. Take a dose of Kafka, and call me in the morning.



posted on Dec, 17 2004 @ 09:43 AM
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Originally posted by Horus_Re
that's a long list you've typed there..I like the one that says "learn frech",I get the point..I like them all...So You must be one of them 43million that had their hearts broken by this admis..I mean election..


Nah, I didn't type it. I received it in an email from a friend. I wouldn't say my heart is broken; that would mean I thought Kerry was the greatest thing since sliced bread, which I did not. Rather, I'm disgusted with the gullibility of the American people, and with the ease with which our system of electing public officials can be manipulated. :shk:



posted on Dec, 17 2004 @ 09:49 AM
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Well said, this election felt more to me about the lesser of two evils,as opposed of voting the best man for the job.



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