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Post A Funny (T&C Friendly) Pic Part III: The LOL Strikes Back!

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posted on Dec, 6 2014 @ 04:57 PM
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Festive guilt signs, love it



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posted on Dec, 7 2014 @ 01:50 AM
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Fail. Bouncy Fail ...




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posted on Dec, 7 2014 @ 03:50 AM
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originally posted by: Iamschist


Lol at Stormtrooper " Slinging in the rain" !


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Meanwhile...






posted on Dec, 7 2014 @ 05:32 AM
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Jane



posted on Dec, 7 2014 @ 05:36 AM
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Jane

PS.....somebody's going to need to do that ***** bit on a couple of the words before a mod sees it

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posted on Dec, 7 2014 @ 08:21 AM
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posted on Dec, 7 2014 @ 10:24 AM
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Anytime Jane.



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NOM NOM NOM....



posted on Dec, 7 2014 @ 04:05 PM
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Stop ... touching ... me! Do you mind, I'm busy? LOL






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posted on Dec, 7 2014 @ 07:30 PM
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Thank you ((((((((((( ))))))))))))





Jane


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posted on Dec, 7 2014 @ 11:02 PM
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*gasp* .... Happy Holidays ATS ! Thanks for not being a Grinch.

Best wishes to you in 2015.


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posted on Dec, 8 2014 @ 12:21 AM
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Actual question and answer from an Australian tourism website .
Dragged this of a post i made .Not exactly a picture but some are quite funny.


Q
oes it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you’ve been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney -can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it’s only 3000 miles, take lots of water.
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not… oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross ……Come naked.
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: So it’s true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we’ll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys’ Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is…oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races…..Come naked.
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? ( UK)
A: You are a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It’s a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)
A: It’s called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: No, WE don’t stink.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.
Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross. Can you help? (USA)
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.
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