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Post A Funny (T&C Friendly) Pic Part III: The LOL Strikes Back!

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posted on Jun, 11 2016 @ 08:05 AM
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Politics?



Adults redundant?



Nods head.





posted on Jun, 11 2016 @ 11:36 AM
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You reminded me of my favorite reviews.

The Haribo hate bears.

Top Customer Reviews

1.0 out of 5 starsJust don't. Unless it's a gift for someone you hate.
By Christine E. Torok on October 3, 2012
Verified Purchase
Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN!

First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper.

BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.

Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.

But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.

AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS.

I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005.Read more ›


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posted on Jun, 11 2016 @ 01:56 PM
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That you so much for posting that. I've spent the last ten minutes laughing uncontrollably.



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posted on Jun, 12 2016 @ 12:29 AM
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posted on Jun, 12 2016 @ 12:38 AM
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🐶😎
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posted on Jun, 12 2016 @ 10:21 AM
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posted on Jun, 12 2016 @ 01:28 PM
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originally posted by: Krypto1


Ali stood by his principles

Lost his license to box, came back at the age of 34 and was a world champion again, fought for what he truly believed, denied ignorance, inspired a generation, and his death moved a world of people.

I'd take that as a legacy

Cody

ETA: Post for quality, not quantity. Just my opinion.

Sorry Timely mate had to be said. Carry on
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posted on Jun, 12 2016 @ 06:07 PM
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posted on Jun, 12 2016 @ 06:42 PM
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originally posted by: Martin75
a reply to: TNMockingbird


THAT'S where they went!

LOL

Been looking everywhere!




posted on Jun, 13 2016 @ 03:12 AM
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posted on Jun, 13 2016 @ 06:47 AM
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Really?! Come on now!
LOL




posted on Jun, 13 2016 @ 07:05 AM
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Really ?







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