posted on May, 28 2016 @ 12:19 PM
Zen and the art of Hot dogs" joke
The zen master went up to the hot dog vendor and said,' Make me One with Everything.'
The hot dog vendor put one on a bun with the catsup, mustard, pickalilly, onions, and pickle and handed it to the zen master. The zen master gave the
hot dog vendor a $20 and the hot dog vendor put the $20 in his cash drawer.
The zen master said' Where is my change?'
And the hot dog vendor said' Change comes from within.'
Master and Pupil
Says the Master to his pupil: "Do you understand that you don't really exist?"
Upon which the pupil replies: "Whom are you telling that?"