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Post A Funny (T&C Friendly) Pic Part III: The LOL Strikes Back!

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posted on May, 7 2016 @ 12:54 AM
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How to beat racial profiling. I love this.





posted on May, 7 2016 @ 06:04 AM
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posted on May, 7 2016 @ 08:13 AM
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Puns for the kid in you:

1. We have a genetic predisposition for diarrhea. Runs in our jeans.
2. Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
3. I tried to catch fog yesterday, Mist.
4. Why did the scarecrow get a raise? He was outstanding in his field.
5. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
6. Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay. You have my Word.
7. My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.
8. What do you call a woman on the arm of a banjo player? A tattoo.
9. I called a psychic once. She asked who was on the line, so I hung up.
10. I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish.





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edit on 7-5-2016 by SSimon because: What do you call a fat psychic ? A four chin teller




posted on May, 7 2016 @ 05:00 PM
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a reply to: DaphneApollo

I don't know who I feel more sorry for. The LEO that has to drive that car, or the ones on bicycles.



posted on May, 7 2016 @ 05:45 PM
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posted on May, 7 2016 @ 06:57 PM
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Window lickers ...



Herp derp ...



posted on May, 7 2016 @ 07:46 PM
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a reply to: Timely
Whatever you do, don't look up Window Licker by Aphex Twin.




posted on May, 7 2016 @ 10:55 PM
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posted on May, 8 2016 @ 06:27 AM
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posted on May, 8 2016 @ 06:54 AM
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originally posted by: DaphneApollo



Haaaaahaaaa!

Naughty!




posted on May, 8 2016 @ 07:55 AM
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posted on May, 9 2016 @ 07:35 AM
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I posted this in the shed, but I figured it would be good here too. I actually took this picture yesterday, on our way to my moms.
What were they thinking?



Maybe they should have put this up for fathers day?



posted on May, 9 2016 @ 07:49 AM
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a reply to: chiefsmom

Lol !!

I just read the name of the Pastors ...



posted on May, 9 2016 @ 08:06 AM
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a reply to: Timely





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