posted on Sep, 29 2014 @ 03:46 PM
originally posted by: AccessDenied
originally posted by: douglas5
the silence of the lambs [ well i am scottish ]
So, why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
So the sheep don't hear the zippers...
Ba- dum CHING
HAR- DE- HAR
20 odd years ago a friend and i were in the pub one night joking about the best ways to shag sheep , sticking their heads over a cliff so they
will jump back was winning , we were dressed in wax jackets and wellies as it was winter and looked the part .
We noticed 4 tourists from America were zoned in to our conversation and were buying it hook line and sinker one even went to their room and got a
video camera and put it on the table [ like we never noticed ] we really out on a performance after that
discussing how if you get lambs that
were bottle fed they were fantastic at oral
and if you stuck a sheep's head through the fence and jammed you're wellies in the mud , even
our favourite sexy wear for them .
They bought the whole lot we were that convincing , i dread to think how many people they showed that to [ jesus i better check youtube ]