posted on Sep, 25 2014 @ 06:01 PM
this one won't get my hand smacked... Although I'm paraphrasing from memory, a version of this joke was published in
One afternoon two women who lived next to each other were both working in their yards and the more elderly of the two motioned her neighbor over to
"I'm not meaning to be nosey, but can I ask you something?"
"Sure, what do you want to know?", the young woman asked as she took off her gardening gloves.
"Well, there's something I've been wondering for a while... Since you and your husband got married and moved in ten years ago there were eight
additions to the family just like clockwork. It's pretty clear that you aren't expecting, is everything okay?"
Her neighbor laughed and shrugged, "You know, it's the funniest thing but I think it might have been my hearing aid."
After a pause, the older woman asked, "How in the world could a hearing aid have anything to do with THAT
She replied, "Yeah, I know that sounds weird but, used to, every night when we went to bed my husband would reach across to the bedside lamp and ask,
'You wanna go to sleep or what...?'