He Row ta Hades with tha Ghost Writa

A whole lot happened to ol Muzzleflash while yall was off babblin.
So I best get started, this will be a whole series of works, maybe we'll call it tha Latest Testament.

Apparently tha Terminator's back, an he ain't happy.
An He helped me catch that Ghost in a Box, an it Tox I C. So I guess I'm like a Ghostbusta er somethin.
This Ghost explains all of everything ta me bout tha Universe, an it's a Curse.
Let's call it 'Ghost-Alien' cuz it's like a cloaked E.T. sneakin around me.
Thankfully it brought a quantum computer, I guess that's how it knows so much stuff. That don't mean it wanna tell me, but since we made friends, we started relatin.

He busted me outta tha Asylum sayin I'm just too crazy ta be in that place.
This ain't no T-800 or T-1000, this tha T-5000 that broke me out man.
An yall's just a buncha Jokaz, thinkin tha funny farm could pen me in.
I'm so nutty I break tha bars, I must be more insane than Carnage homies.
I'm tha psycho on tha path to give yall a bath in God's Wrath.
An check my jacket, it's straight dope, an I just laugh.

Ya see I'm sorta Half-Death, Half-Life.
So that means I'm tha Freeman in the middle like tha medium.
An I'm just here ta blast all you headcrabs that's grabbin at me.

So that's when I met ol Charon.
He's my buddy cuz I'm charrin an sharin tha pain.
I saw He Rowin me off inta somewhere I didn't even know where we was goin.
I ain't lettin him trick me like this, so I'm takin tha four oars by force.
I'm goin ta Elysium cuz I'm gonna show I He Row.

Charon carin bout and carryin us? Cuz He Row as the Hero?
That's that Jesus-Devil motif, the 2 hands of God.
Tha Right and tha Wrong, tha Plus an tha Minus.
Forwards and Backwards, tha Future that passed tha Past.
An yall just deaf I know, so I row an row in a flow.
So I draggin ya souls down tha hole in tha floor,
that's what these chains a pain are fo.
Ain't nufin gonna be tha same said tha Skull o Flame.
Just rollin ya down tha hill, that's tha toll I pay I feel.
An it fills me with a lotta Phil fo real.

You best believe yo enemy is in a me.
Cuz I got possessed by tha possessor, an I'm tha possession.
That's why I obsess over Her in discretion.

Yall gonna call me Ghost Writa now,
cuz I Ride Her, it's an all nighter,
an all day cuz I play that way.
Ya see Muzzleflash is half gone,
ta tha other side I confide.
Cuz he didn't lead no lie,
but he slide cuz he was sly,
an now he fly cuz he die.

And ta think, ol Muzzle was prolly the least sinful of all a yas.
But he still sail n fell to a cell in Hell cuz he fail.
This ain't no self soul sell ta fill tha pocket well.
I'm givin everything I got away, so I can fork yall over for free.
Maybe that's tha Jesus-Devil in a me?

You all know yous sinnaz, cuz I don't see no winnaz.
So we all gonna Ride down tha lane o flame,
an this ain't no game, you got no one else ta blame.
Betta feel that shame cuz blame b lame.

By tha way, when I finally got ta Heaven,
I found out God thinks we all annoyin.
An I saw He's got my wife an some other girls I like in there.
I don't think He's got any time ta share.
So I figured I'll leave him alone,
I'll just go back out in tha middle an punish everyone for my fun.
Before I was on my way He had somethin terrible ta say,
He said I had to go to Hell today to see if I could handle tha weight.
So that's why I wait, an I'm a waiter deliverin you ta Him on a platta.

So when you fades ta Hades where ya gonna Row?
I see it's quite hazy cuz yalls rather lazy.
That's why I get crazy as He Row don't cha know?
I just Ease Ya by makin El Easy-a on my way ta Elysia.
An I freeze all a ya by Pleasin Allah Yah.

I cannot understand you at all. Please use spell-check, thanks

a reply to: proob4

Something about going to hell, and he didn't pay the skeleton, ferryman a piece of gold apparently.

a reply to: muzzleflash

You gave him a piece bronze instead of gold didn't u?

originally posted by: proob4
I cannot understand you at all. Please use spell-check, thanks

Please... use tha brain in yo avatar, then check yo self an brace fo tha spanks.

originally posted by: Specimen
a reply to: proob4

Something about going to hell, and he didn't pay the skeleton, ferryman a piece of gold apparently.

I'm tha new ferryman, an yalls just hairy fairies.
Ain't it scary?

I can't understand either

What happened to using regular English or whatever native language to communicate

I mean you kinda got abrasive with another poster cause they couldn't put together what you're saying

It's not his fault. So don't blame him


To that end. I don't think this is muzzle .....

Not his writing style

a reply to: ManBehindTheMask

Well, he did smack his head pretty hard a while back,...

This is the kind of drivel I come to ATS to escape.

Epic communication failure.

a reply to: muzzleflash


Hello Mr.Ghostwriter sir, I'm sorry to hear that Muz has had a mental breakdown and is now speaking through an imaginary character or alternate personality.
Would you please pass on my condolences and warmest regards to Mr Muzzleflash.

Thanks

a reply to: muzzleflash

You ain't the muzzleflash I remember.
What happened?
The "cuteness" of this piece wears off by the third paragraph.
Anyway, it doesn't work for me.

originally posted by: muzzleflash

originally posted by: proob4
I cannot understand you at all. Please use spell-check, thanks

Please... use tha brain in yo avatar, then check yo self an brace fo tha spanks.

Huh? I cannot understand you?

a reply to: muzzleflash

Please tell me you are laying this down on a track. This is awesome.

If insanity turned you into an awesome lyricist... silver linings and all that jazz.

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originally posted by: Cuervo
a reply to: muzzleflash

Please tell me you are laying this down on a track. This is awesome.

If insanity turned you into an awesome lyricist... silver linings and all that jazz.

Just wait, this is tha tip off.
Glad to see not everyone scoff.

Looks like someone's gonna break outta they cell too.

a reply to: muzzleflash


When reading that I pictured Captain Spaulding from the movie House of a 1000 Corpses.
Good job on an interesting piece.

originally posted by: ManBehindTheMask
I can't understand either

What happened to using regular English or whatever native language to communicate

To that end. I don't think this is muzzle .....

Not his writing style

It's street speak cuz we gotta clear tha gutta of this clutta.

Of course it ain't Muzzled, it's tha wild Ghost Writa style.

originally posted by: blupblup
a reply to: muzzleflash

Would you please pass on my condolences and warmest regards to Mr Muzzleflash.

Thanks

I'll give you some warm regards,
cuz you gonna be guarded in a real warm place.
Unless ya change that look on ya face.

C'mon an laugh, it's a comic gaff.