Help Obama Kickstart World War III...Donations Needed!

Only 1.6 Trillion Dollars Needed!

Please Donate today or we will never have our War!



$10 Donations will receive a "Shout Out" on Social Media!

$25 Donations will receive a piece of rubble from War torn Eastern Countries PERSONALLY kissed by Sen.Lindsay Graham...WOW!

But wait...There`s more!

Only $100 will get you a Day pass to leave your local refugee camp!

Last but certainly NOT least... A 10 Million Dollar Donation gets you your own Senator for a year! How cool is that?

So please Donate today so we can all see Obama's Dream come true.

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a reply to: jude11

I actually saw that yesterday and almost posted it. The Prius tank part really cracked me up. lol

originally posted by: kx12x
a reply to: jude11

I actually saw that yesterday and almost posted it. The Prius tank part really cracked me up. lol

I love the end with the young guy saying...


"um...what?"


Peace

a reply to: jude11

Okay funny, except the ending "Because Obama".

The presider and announcer, nothing but a game show host.

I just donated 20,000,00 I.O.U.'s. It's the governments preferred payment method. I hope they put it to good use.

I'll keep telling them they'll get it but first make them work their ass off until they're too tired to spend it on anything but cat food and health meds.

a reply to: eisegesis

"20,000,00"

Atta Boy!

A true patriot.

Peace

And what they don't get in "donations" will be added to the national debt.

T H U D !!

originally posted by: xuenchen

And what they don't get in "donations" will be added to the national debt.

T H U D !!

Yup,

Get you now or later I guess.

C'mon people...Ante up!

Peace

a reply to: jude11

(everyone sing!)

"Why can't we juuuust. . . . give war a chaaaance!"

OP.

Donations?

He already has a blank check, a pen and a phone, command authority, and the football... What more does he need?

Presidential package comes complete with a lavish, underground bunker, massive living quarters to assure he, his staff, family and an undisclosed number of others live a high quality life for as long as needed, if needed.

originally posted by: beezzer
a reply to: jude11

(everyone sing!)

"Why can't we juuuust. . . . give war a chaaaance!"

OP.

I'm sure it'll be a National Anthem someday soon.

Peace

originally posted by: ausername
Donations?

He already has a blank check, a pen and a phone, command authority, and the football... What more does he need?

Presidential package comes complete with a lavish, underground bunker, massive living quarters to assure he, his staff, family and an undisclosed number of others live a high quality life for as long as needed, if needed.

All good.

But can he do this?





Peace

I'm just thankfull we didn't elect that war monger Romney.

I think I could kick in a 20,000,00 IOU as well, lemme check my wallet quick,,, dam, empty.

I started my own shale gas production by eating beans and farting in a 55 Gallon drum, once full I will ship it to Obama so he can sell it for this cause.

OK i am going for the big 1.000.000 IOU donation because i want John Mccain for a year the fun i could have with that traitor .

I would drag him through the streets gimp ball in mouth , charging a $ 1 a kick
i will be rich ,rich rich and Obongo can go back to golf

On day 365 the history books will show that somebody strapped a suicide vest onto Mccain and shoved him into congress

where do i sign

I can't wait for the aid appeal "We are asking for anyone to send in any spare munitions they have lying around the house, in the attic, the basement or the garage. If you find any old muskets, powder kegs, old war souveineers like disarmed grenades or shells, just send them in and we'll find a use for them. Every little counts."