North Korea Leads the World in Human Rights

North Korea Leads the World in Human Rights, Says Report by North Korea

North Koreans enjoy the best human rights regime of any country, according to a 53,000-word report issued this month by authorities in the Hermit Kingdom.

The roughly translated document, posted on Saturday on a government-controlled website — under a photograph of desperately happy children — attempts to rebut an extensive UN human rights inquiry earlier this year that found the country's leadership responsible for "unspeakable atrocities" including murder, enslavement, rape and summary imprisonment committed against its citizens.

Okay

Soon after regaining my composure from almost losing bladder control from laughing myself stupid I decided to see what ATSs reaction to this Earth shattering eye opener of a statement would be. Obviously the article goes on to talk about their delusional proclamation. I guess if you are a high standing party member you'd be living the high life too eh?

I read that they were the 2nd happiest place in the world after China.
Of course they were the ones that said it.

Is this report the reason 2 north Americans were trying to break into north Korea lately

a reply to: SLAYER69

What is everyone waiting for?

I'm packing my bags and heading to sunny North Korea!

(I go there for the starvation. . . I stay there for the public beatings. . . . . )

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sorry couldn't resist.

Yes death by mortar rounds, punishing entire families for one person's crimes, a well fed army at the expense of the general populace....um...yeah, great human rights there.

This North Korea ?

I don't believe it.

Horrific secrets of North Korea's gulags

Torture, executions, rapes: the UN's dossier on North Korea's state abuses

Sorry if this sounds crass, and it is not meant as an insult.

But a person would literally have to be born last nite to believe:

North Korea Leads the World in Human Rights

That.

And baby boy Un leads as the sexiest Elvis impersonator alive...

I'm going to start writing my own headlines now. It seems to work out well for so many.

"Mom Cleans House So Well It Never Has To Be Cleaned Again"

That's what I'm talking about... If it is written, it must be so.

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Slow news day Slayer .....

lol

Ok, Slayer, someone has to tell it to you straight. The weekend is upon us, and for your own mental health you urgently need to take your missus out for some R&R.

Speaking of Dear Leader's offspring, isn't he headed for a visit to China this weekend? Who knows? Maybe he'll give a speech on human rights, lol.

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You gotta hand it to North Korea though.

They have a wonderful sense of humor or a horrible sense of self.

My reaction?

Hmmmmmm......let me ponder for a moment.......

They wrote the report on themselves.
Soooooo....I would think that they would most likely not put themselves into a bad light, but instead will focus on all the good things-


MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Ah me! I TRIED to do it....but couldn't keep a serious face.

I think N. Korea should start doing stand up! They are VERY funny!

A good question may be how many nk's actually believe this to be true? It is sad to think this kinda stuff is fed to them everyday until it becomes truth to them. enjoy ats

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No, no, no Slayer. You left a letter out of the headline. I fixed it for ya...

North Korea Leads the World in Human Frights

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NoKo has the worst propaganda in the world.

It's sad their people are forced to believe it. NoKo is so unbelievable that it's hard to imagine such oppression exists.

Let NoKo be a prime example of what you don't want your country to devolve to.

I'm sorry, Kim Jong Un memes kill me. And it's way past my bedtime.

May he choke on his next Twinkies

You really have to wonder how long the world will allow this country to exist??

An American soldier, a North Korean soldier, and a South Korean soldier walk into a bar.



The North Korean soldier walked right under it.

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