originally posted by: Hiasyouwant
The masons here are acting like this is a big joke, what are they afraid of? Why haven't they told us the details of cleansing rituals? do you see
First, let me start by saying, 'Hail Satan!'.
To be completely honest with you we trying not to let anyone know about our Cleansing Ritual (it is not plural, there is only one). The fact that you
have actually determined that we have one demonstrates that you are 'awake' and as such, I am compelled to give you the details.
When our Lord Satan chose to leave Heaven because of a callous God's decision to love the talking monkeys more than his first-created, Satan, in his
infinite Wisdom, determined to have his revenge upon this unloving God.
His plan, so meticulously calculated, was to one day, DEPOPULATE the planet of the scourge called Man. His very own 'Cleansing Ritual'. One which
would wipe the disgusting and vile talking monkeys from this world forever!
This he carefully did by first creating the Illuminati to act as overseers of vile humanity. Then he created the Masons to be the Illuminati's
minions. He then created Al Gore who, in turn, created the internet. Now his mighty plan was ready to be unleashed!
By having the Illuminati instruct the Masons (who control Hollywood) to compel celebrities to participate in the Ice Bucket Challenge and broadcast
their foolishness via Youtube, the Cleansing Ritual will be brought to its hideous fruition. You may be asking, how, oh great and wise minion of
Satan? I shall tell you.
How does man reproduce? Well, if I need to explain this in detail, my dear Hiasyouwant, we have bigger problems. To prevent man's filthy mating
practice a large, ice-cold bucket of water is dumped upon him. As that freezing water reaches his nethermost regions (or as it is scientifically
referred to, his 'junk') it suddenly shrinks, causing him to get an 'innie'.
Now I ask you, oh wise and perceptive Hiasyouwant, can Man make boom-boom with an innie? No. NO! No boom-boom for you!
Satan the Wise! Satan the Great! His Plan cannot be stopped! Ai! Ai! Satan! Cthulhu! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! The flutes!
Ai! Shub-Niggurath! The Black Goat of the Woods! Lucifer! Asmodeus!
Edit to add: I need to cut down on my morning coffee. Ai! Ai! Decaf!
edit on 10-9-2014 by AugustusMasonicus because: networkdude has no beer so I am going to harvest his liver