I apologize that windoww is spelled as windoww in certain cases. ATS kept censoring windoww in some cases and not in others.
On a Saturday night in December. While America and Russia were playing chicken in Ukraine. The pandemic that every paranoid, tin foil hat wearing,
conspiracy theorist. Warned us about in their home made YouTube videos, finally happened. Of course they got the details wrong. In 2014 the safe bet
was on Ebola. Vegas was already lining up to take an over-under on the death toll numbers. The entire conspiracy community was zoomed in on Africa as
ground zero. The eyes of the world were pointed at the ground. At a virus spawned from the womb of mother earth. The world should have been looking
up. Should have been looking at the unknown. In the end its always, metaphorically speaking, the quiet guy. The least likely suspect.
In this case the quiet guy was, object 3200 Phaethon. An Apollo asteroid that most scientists assume is a member of the Pallas family of asteroids.
Object 3200 Phaethon is the cause of a meteor shower every December. That rains down over a hundred meteors an hour, during its peak. Which is around
the thirteenth or the fourteenth of the month. It is known as the Geminids meteor shower. Like clockwork, the Geminids meteor shower has happened
every year since it was first observed in 1862. Every year star gazers watch this event. Every year nothing out of the ordinary happens. For 152 years
object 3200 Phaethon was the quiet guy.
A little boy, also a quiet guy. Lays down on his bed to watch television. His parents are downstairs making dinner. He looks out his window and sees a
falling star. He makes a wish, then turns towards the television. When he turns on the television. The first thing he sees is a breaking news report.
The lady on the screen reading the report, is very beautiful. The boy has reached that age where he notices such things. So he mostly misses the words
that are coming out of her mouth, but not her mouth, as she says, “Reports are coming in from all over the world tonight. Of people spontaneously
speaking in tongues and acting erratically. This odd phenomenon is being reported in ever increasing numbers on every continent. Over ten thousand
YouTube videos depicting people displaying this behavior have hit the internet in the last hour. Is this some strange new viral ad campaign. Is it
some new deadly virus. Has a black hole appeared inside the heads of millions. No word yet from the White house.”
The boy yawns and changes the channel. While the girl is attractive, the news is boring. He wants to watch something funny. He presses guide on the
remote and scrolls up to his favorite cartoon channel. Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck are hitting each other over the head with mallets. The boy wants to
hear every impact in surround sound clarity. So he goes to hit volume up, without looking down at the remote. He accidentally hits the button on his
remote that reads last. The channel changes back to the news program.
The pretty lady is shaking and gyrating. The boy gulps, looks left and right guiltily, and moves closer to the screen. The shaking and gyrating
continues for about thirty seconds. Then the news lady abruptly stops. Her head slowly looks up and she has the biggest smile on her face the boy has
ever seen. Her eyes also seem to be bigger than usual. To the boy they seem to be looking right at him. The now creepy news lady jumps up and shouts
at the camera, “Ho Loodah ho. Ho Loodah ho. Ho ho Fo Meimargon margon Fo Loo GeeGee hohoreh LooLoomargon Loo Fodah. Rehho ho sai FoLoodahGoh Meireh
dah sai Gohhotedah.”
This freaks the boy out on a primal level. He immediately hits the on/off button on the remote. The picture of the lady on the television screaming
gibberish blinks out of existence. Even though the unknown is no longer staring and screaming at him. The boy has goosebumps all over his body. His
heart is racing. A line has been crossed. A little more innocence lost. Before the boy can recover and organize his thoughts. He hears an explosion
outside. He runs to the window and sees a glowing crater in his backyard. Steam is rising out of the crater.
He watches the steam slowly creep as if alive towards his kitchen windoww. Which looks out into the backyard. The steam does not rise. It slowly
floats across the ground, then when it hits the house. It slides up towards the windoww, hugging the wall tightly. When the steam finds the open
windoww. All of the steam quickly rushes inside. The yard is now steam free and very quiet. The crater stops glowing and the boy feels more fear than
he ever has before. He runs toward his door. Opens it and yells,”Mom?..Dad?..Mom?..Dad?”
No one responds. All the boy hears is bangs and the sounds of pots and pans falling. He is to frightened to move. Fear has frozen him. When the
banging stops. He hears something shouting in the voice of his dad, “Mei Mei! Ho dahLoo Loodah ho. Fo, Loo, hodah margondah. Ho Loo Fomargon Fo dah
rehho Fo margon. Ho Loo Loote dahreh GeeGee FoLoo. FoLoo Fo Fodah dahGohdah.”
The boy slams the door and bolts it shut. He puts his back to the wall and sits down. The boy rocks back and forth muttering over and over,”Mommy,
Daddy.” The boy hears two sets of footsteps walking up the stairs. He again hears someone yelling in his dads voice, “HoMeidah saiLoo? Margon
Loodah dahreh LooForeh.” The boy begins to hyperventilate and cry. The footsteps get closer and closer. And closer and closer. Until he hears
breathing outside his door. The boom of the knock makes the boy jump up and run towards his bed. He crawls underneath his bed just as something says
in his moms voice, “Margon Loodah dahreh LooForeh Fo Loohodah dah Loo Meidah dah Gohhomargondah hodah FoGohho. Ho ho MeiFo. MargonMeidah Foreh
The pounding on the door intensifies. The pounding turns to kicks. Boom, boom, boom, BOOOM! The door flies off of its hinges. “MargonMeidah Fodah
margon. Dah Loodah Loo ho Fo margon,” says the boys once mom and dad in unison. All the boy sees is two sets of feet. They walk around the room
repeating what they just said. “MargonMeidah Fodah margon. Dah Loodah Loo ho Fo margon.”
The boy tries not to cry. Tries not to breath. Tries not to make any sounds whatsoever. The boy urinates on himself. The puddle spreads out from
underneath the bed. “Mei reh Mei reh,” says the once mom. “Ho reh Ho reh,” says the once dad. Both sets of feet come and stand directly in
front of the bed and boy. The boy tries to crawl further back underneath the bed but is stopped by the wall. The once dad and mom crouch down. The boy
now sees two sets of feet, two sets of legs, and two sets of knees. Then the boy sees two faces. With wide ear to ear smiles and big huge dilated
eyes. They look like his parents. But the boy knows in his heart of hearts, that they are not his parents. Four hands reach for him. The last thing
the boy hears before the hands touch him is, “Margon LooFo LooForeh. Margon LooFo tedahhoLoo. DahFo Fo sai Loodah.”
The once boy gets a big smile on his face. His pupils dilate and he tries to remember what was just said to him. Oh that’s right he thinks. The two
contestants who entered him into the game show said, “You are chosen. You are special. Welcome to the game.”
edit on 4-9-2014 by karmicecstasy because: (no reason given)