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No More Emails About My Dog

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posted on Sep, 4 2014 @ 03:48 PM
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N RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT OUR DOG: PLEASE BE ADVISED, WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT OUR DOG!

YES, HE MAULED SIX PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS, FOUR PEOPLE WEARING PELOSI T-SHIRTS, TWO CAR DRIVERS WITH RAP MUSIC BLARING FROM THEIR VEHICLES, NINE TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR CRACK, THREE FLAG BURNERS, AND A PAKISTANI TAXI DRIVER.

FOR THE LAST TIME. . .

THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!

NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS CIGAR SMOKING, BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE "BAD TASTE" OUT OF HIS MOUTH.

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posted on Sep, 4 2014 @ 04:23 PM
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Why is he attacking Cab drivers from Pakistan?



posted on Sep, 4 2014 @ 04:25 PM
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This makes the Jerky Boys "You Kicked My Dog" make so much sense now.



posted on Sep, 4 2014 @ 04:34 PM
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Will your dog be available for comments?

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Did he at least find out where to get an Obama phone first?
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posted on Sep, 4 2014 @ 04:41 PM
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a reply to: MarlinGrace


What is his name so that I can thank him properly, raise a flag in honor and name all future pups after him?

Does he happen to have a go fund me page...


Can you rent him out... I live next to a HS, MS and worst of all an elementary.
If he eats the foul mouth rug rats from the elementary that pass my house...he can have all the cigars he wants.!!
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posted on Sep, 4 2014 @ 04:50 PM
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originally posted by: palmalBlue2
a reply to: MarlinGrace


What is his name so that I can thank him properly, raise a flag in honor and name all future pups after him?

Does he happen to have a go fund me page...


Bob Paulson !



posted on Sep, 4 2014 @ 04:50 PM
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originally posted by: tasteslikethunder
Why is he attacking Cab drivers from Pakistan?


They taste better??



posted on Sep, 4 2014 @ 04:52 PM
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originally posted by: intrepid
This makes the Jerky Boys "You Kicked My Dog" make so much sense now.


Ok you got me, I googled "You kicked my dog", and it was hilarious.



posted on Sep, 4 2014 @ 04:56 PM
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originally posted by: MarlinGrace

originally posted by: intrepid
This makes the Jerky Boys "You Kicked My Dog" make so much sense now.


Ok you got me, I googled "You kicked my dog", and it was hilarious.


Ok, your were the first and said it was good, now I can go google it.


BTW....who is Bob Paulson??



posted on Sep, 4 2014 @ 04:58 PM
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originally posted by: palmalBlue2

originally posted by: MarlinGrace

originally posted by: intrepid
This makes the Jerky Boys "You Kicked My Dog" make so much sense now.


Ok you got me, I googled "You kicked my dog", and it was hilarious.


Ok, your were the first and said it was good, now I can go google it.


BTW....who is Bob Paulson??


Fight club reference....
When they ask the name of the the guy that died but was.... yatta yatta.... movie quote...

Far to old of a movie quote for this crowd.. I may as well say Boo Radley

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posted on Sep, 4 2014 @ 05:10 PM
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originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: palmalBlue2

originally posted by: MarlinGrace

originally posted by: intrepid
This makes the Jerky Boys "You Kicked My Dog" make so much sense now.


Ok you got me, I googled "You kicked my dog", and it was hilarious.


Ok, your were the first and said it was good, now I can go google it.


BTW....who is Bob Paulson??


I thought google was my friend....Bob Paulson....commisioner for royal canadian mounted police...ok, he looks like a mean German Shepard...

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Fight club reference....
When they ask the name of the the guy that died but was.... yatta yatta.... movie quote...

Far to old of a movie quote for this crowd.. I may as well say Boo Radley

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posted on Sep, 4 2014 @ 05:44 PM
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posted on Sep, 4 2014 @ 06:09 PM
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posted on Sep, 4 2014 @ 07:05 PM
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a reply to: semperfortis

lol..OH lee schitt man I would flag if i could



posted on Sep, 4 2014 @ 07:15 PM
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a reply to: MarlinGrace

Wow, that's like Britain in 1973. Bud Bud Ding Ding and all that.

Maybe "Mind Your Language" can be the new Benny Hill over there.




posted on Sep, 4 2014 @ 07:27 PM
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a reply to: palmalBlue2

Well that doesn't really make sense at all does it? Basically what you are saying is "nudge nudge, wink wink - we all know why it's funny, move along" - I feel like I have stumbled in to a Klan rally comedy night or something. If anyone can explain to me why that part of the joke is funny I would love to hear it. I mean, I get the rest of it - "Silly teenagers" and "stupid politicians" and all that, but then simply " Pakistani Cab drivers".... that one has me puzzled. I'm dying to be let in on the joke. Please explain.



posted on Sep, 4 2014 @ 07:56 PM
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*wobbles head* i am thinking that they are very much liking the comedy accents *stops wobbling head*

it's the 1970's thing i mentioned.

unfortunately "mind your language" is actually surprisingly funny in retrospect.


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posted on Sep, 4 2014 @ 08:24 PM
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originally posted by: semperfortis


Look at the head on that monster. Thats the jaws of death. So is this photoshopped? He is way cool.



posted on Sep, 5 2014 @ 02:04 AM
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a reply to: MarlinGrace
ROFLMAO
OH, I Pissed Myself



posted on Sep, 5 2014 @ 02:21 AM
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