posted on Sep, 5 2014 @ 04:39 AM
You need to try to appeal to everyone and that means you need style.
Now, the panda was good, you also need pussies and puppies and you have most of the girls covered.
For the men you need camo colors. That is all you need.
If you have them woven out of carbon fibre and Kevlar they will be bullet proof, in fact most rounds will ricochet off. See, now you have the
survivalists covered, literally.
Line the inside with foil, add a LED in the point, and you have a searchlight. That covers most of everyone else. A cheap pair of ear buds and you
have the stereo model.
Add a drop down skirt arrangement and you have a raincoat, add a hole in the top with a small watering can head and you have a survivalist shower.
See, now your wet when you want to be and not wet at the other times.
It is all about creative juices.
So many possibilities. Don't forget the tartar material for Scotland.
edit on 5/9/2014 by pheonix358 because: (no reason given)