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originally posted by: Psynic
I guess I'm the only person in ATS hospitalized because of a tragic marshmallow roasting accident then?
When I was in Cub Scouts, a kid across the bonfire from me tried to extinguish his flaming marshmallow by waving it back and forth until it flew off his stick and smacked me right in the eye like a flaming meteorite of molten goo.
originally posted by: Sremmos80
a reply to: smithjustinb
Wow were out just waiting to use all your sweet memes?
Nothing I said was about more government just that all this is a government safety announcement
They are not implementing anything just saying if you do this be careful.
originally posted by: Eryiedes
please...do the rest of us a favor and shoot yourself. Don't nibble on the barrel. Squeeze the damned trigger and spare us from another generation of terminally stupid people.
originally posted by: jihadoflove
a reply to: Psynic
You aren't the only one!
My little sister nailed me right in the ear which set my hair on fire. Both were more than moderately painful.
Never saw my Dad laugh so hard.