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What It Takes To Be a Man From 500,000 BC...

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posted on Aug, 29 2014 @ 06:43 PM
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originally posted by: CranialSponge
2014: To be a man you must be able to name every player on every sports team, chug down 6 beers in 2.4 minutes, burp the alphabet, master the game of golf and damn well like it, work 60 hours a week to pay your taxes and your alimony and your child support and your mortgage and your car loan and your credit card bills, learn to say "yes dear" without delay, apologize profusely to your wife at least 3 times a day, and learn to sleep in a curled fetal position in order to fit inside the dog house.



... those boys didn't know how easy they had it back in 200,000 B.C.


Your list makes me long for 200,000 BC. lol

Peace




posted on Aug, 29 2014 @ 06:44 PM
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originally posted by: EyesOpenMouthShut
2014: To be a man you must pay all your bills and fees on what little income you have after taxes then spend what you don't have on the things you don't need, Obey the government, and don't make anyone feel "offended"


It seems that taxes are a common "Man Thing" here.

hmmmmm


Peace



posted on Aug, 29 2014 @ 08:52 PM
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a reply to: jude11




Your list makes me long for 200,000 BC. lol

Peace


After thousands of years of wimmens getting bonked on the head with a club and dragged back to the cave....



... well, let's just say that payback is a biatch.




posted on Aug, 29 2014 @ 08:53 PM
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originally posted by: CranialSponge
a reply to: jude11




Your list makes me long for 200,000 BC. lol

Peace


After thousands of years of wimmens getting bonked on the head with a club and dragged back to the cave....



... well, let's just say that payback is a biatch.




What's yer point?

LoL

Peace



posted on Aug, 29 2014 @ 09:03 PM
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The video explains it all



posted on Aug, 29 2014 @ 09:06 PM
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originally posted by: Fargoth
The video explains it all


Somehow I feel less manly...LOL

Peace



posted on Aug, 29 2014 @ 09:08 PM
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originally posted by: jude11

originally posted by: Tangerine

originally posted by: jude11
From one of my favorite books: "Iron Joe Bob" by Joe Bob Briggs. Can't give a link because there is none so I had to write from the book itself.

Enjoy!

This is a true story. The complete history of Manhood, in one easy-to-read time chart:

500,000 B.C.: In order to prove his manhood, a man must wrestle a twelve-ton hairy mammoth to the ground with his bare hands, bash its head in with a rock, rip the flesh from its bones, eat until he's full, give the rest of the meat to his tribe and carve a picture of the mammoth on his chest with a dull flint.

250,000 B.C.: To prove his manhood, a man must sleep on a bed of hot coals for 3 days when he’s 14 years old then attack an enemy tribe armed with nothing but a handmade spear. If he lances 30 men, pillages all their goods and makes off with their women, he’s a man.

.....


Humans (ie. Homo sapiens) didn't exist prior to 200,000 years ago.


Guess I should have posted a Marmaduke cartoon.

Maybe more would get it.

WAIT a minute...Dogs can't talk! lol

Peace


I get it as a joke. However, you prefaced it by saying it was true--hence my comment.



posted on Aug, 29 2014 @ 09:42 PM
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a reply to: jude11

Maybe we should do the trust dance of the manly brotherhood of men?



posted on Aug, 29 2014 @ 09:52 PM
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originally posted by: Fargoth
a reply to: jude11

Maybe we should do the trust dance of the manly brotherhood of men?


If that means Dancing naked around a campfire with a bunch of Dudes...

I'll pass. lol

Peace



posted on Aug, 29 2014 @ 09:53 PM
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originally posted by: Tangerine

originally posted by: jude11

originally posted by: Tangerine

originally posted by: jude11
From one of my favorite books: "Iron Joe Bob" by Joe Bob Briggs. Can't give a link because there is none so I had to write from the book itself.

Enjoy!

This is a true story. The complete history of Manhood, in one easy-to-read time chart:

500,000 B.C.: In order to prove his manhood, a man must wrestle a twelve-ton hairy mammoth to the ground with his bare hands, bash its head in with a rock, rip the flesh from its bones, eat until he's full, give the rest of the meat to his tribe and carve a picture of the mammoth on his chest with a dull flint.

250,000 B.C.: To prove his manhood, a man must sleep on a bed of hot coals for 3 days when he’s 14 years old then attack an enemy tribe armed with nothing but a handmade spear. If he lances 30 men, pillages all their goods and makes off with their women, he’s a man.

.....


Humans (ie. Homo sapiens) didn't exist prior to 200,000 years ago.


Guess I should have posted a Marmaduke cartoon.

Maybe more would get it.

WAIT a minute...Dogs can't talk! lol

Peace



Jeez.

Gotta loosen yer puppy shorts. lol

It's a joke!
I get it as a joke. However, you prefaced it by saying it was true--hence my comment.



posted on Aug, 29 2014 @ 10:27 PM
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Maybe we should do the trust dance of the manly brotherhood of men?


Oh please gawd, no !

It's bad enough some of you guys walk around in public wearing speedos.




posted on Aug, 29 2014 @ 10:46 PM
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originally posted by: jude11

originally posted by: Fargoth
a reply to: jude11

Maybe we should do the trust dance of the manly brotherhood of men?


If that means Dancing naked around a campfire with a bunch of Dudes...

I'll pass. lol

Peace


*beezzer quickly puts his pants back on*

Yeah!

What a terrible idea!




posted on Aug, 29 2014 @ 10:54 PM
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posted on Aug, 29 2014 @ 10:56 PM
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a reply to: beezzer

Suddenly I feel weird for being the only guy with no pants on...



posted on Aug, 29 2014 @ 11:04 PM
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a reply to: CranialSponge

Speedo is not the preferred nomenclature. Banana hammock, please.



posted on Aug, 29 2014 @ 11:46 PM
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originally posted by: Fargoth
a reply to: CranialSponge

Speedo is not the preferred nomenclature. Banana hammock, please.


I officially think ...ewwwwwwwwwwww...

Peace



posted on Aug, 30 2014 @ 12:12 AM
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Your welcome




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