posted on May, 29 2003 @ 02:47 PM
I'm a rather strange Norwegian guy at 27 with a lot of strange birthmarks and scars. For instance I have the constallation Orion in birthmarks on my
thighs and upper body that corelate perfectly with all the stars in the constallation, the Orion nebulae is represented by my navel. When I was born,
Orion stood straight south. I also have a perfect pentagon on each of my arms (even at the exact same place) and a cross on one of my wrists.
When I drink too much I can get really crazy. For instance I ran across the wedding table in my sister's wedding after I had drunk a bottle of Cognac
dry (and I smashed God knows how many glasses over my shoulder while doing so). And once, Lemmy of Mötorhead gave me a Coca-Cola paper cup measuring
0.8 litres filled with ice and Jack Daniel's. I emptied the glass within seconds, and I went off like a rocket. I really love brown liquer, but it
makes me really mad. The day after, their guitar tech. guy asked one of the girls in our crew if he could come up to our camp. She said "yes, of
course you may", but then he added: "Is the crazy blonde guy there???" - "Well... Yes?" - "OK, I think I'll just stick around here then..."
Obviously he didn't like my drinking habits... At least that was what I was told when I came out of prison the day after... I don't remember much
clearly until late into the night when this really big guy started pushing me around making jokes about my newly aquired Fanta haircut. I went right
into his throat and scares the sh*t out of him. Luckily for him (and me of course) his girlfriend showed up and she managed to stop us before there
was a serious fight. I, however, was so angry I crossed the street and destroyed an aluminium gate with my bare hands and feet. When I was satisfied I
turned around and all the noise had made virtually every copper in town and a bunch of spectators flock around me like flies on a turd. One of the
policemen stepped forward and said: "I think it's best you come with us". And I replied: "It wasn't me" to great amusement for the crowd. That
night alone cost me about 800$ and a night in jail together with three armed robbers.
Well, enough about that. I DO other things than drinking and fighting too. I love to play music: I've played drums since I was a little kid, first in
a school band, later in a larger orchestra. When I was seventeen I recorded my first album with a hardcore funk band called Red Cloud after the great,
wise Sioux chief known for his words: "The white man made us many promices. More than I can remember. But he only kept one: He promised to take our
land, and he took it". And a couple of years back I realized that I had quite a good voice, so I am trying to start as a vocalist and guitarist in a
new band we're planning to start up. Most of my friends play in bands. Appart from music there is of course design and advertising. I have no
relevant education, but I've been working in several great internationally reknown ad-agencies, like Bates and Saatchi & Saatchi here in Norway, but
suddenly one day I crashed down because of a really creepy discovery I made that changed my whole life, and I have used the last couple of years
learning how to walk again so to speek.
But the most obvious thing with me, that you'll realize pretty quick when you read any of my posts, is my #1 hobby: The Bible and other holy
scriptures, prophecy, mystics and Jesus. I might not be the best Christian around, but I love my King and those scriptures more than anything in the
world. Many would call me a hypocrite, even a devil or a demon, but I try not to think about that too much. I have enough trouble in my life as it
[Edited on 4-6-2003 by mikromarius]