A typical ATS debate

a reply to: CranialSponge

Knock your socks off and go to town.

originally posted by: CranialSponge

originally posted by: butcherguy

originally posted by: CranialSponge

originally posted by: butcherguy

originally posted by: CranialSponge
a reply to: FlySolo

Why are you always picking on unicorns ?

Every post of yours on ATS is like that !

Are you a paid shill or just a troll ?!






Or worse.... you're probably a progressive !!

A progressive vomiting unicorn in drag, in thongs..... that is a paid shill for Skittles.

Are you picking on gay unicorns ?!

Racist !

I am a racist homophobic misogynist when it comes to unicorns.

It may stem from my iridophobia.

Meh, no big deal.
But the important question is: Are you a progressive ??

(I had no idea it was so fun degenerating a thread...)

yyep...
I progressed from being a racist to being a racist homophobe to being a misogynistic racist homophobe.... But i am not a cannibal yet.
I never stole a unicorn horn though beezer.
I better stop... I am getting confused.

originally posted by: butcherguy

originally posted by: CranialSponge

originally posted by: butcherguy

originally posted by: CranialSponge

originally posted by: butcherguy

originally posted by: CranialSponge
a reply to: FlySolo

Why are you always picking on unicorns ?

Every post of yours on ATS is like that !

Are you a paid shill or just a troll ?!






Or worse.... you're probably a progressive !!

A progressive vomiting unicorn in drag, in thongs..... that is a paid shill for Skittles.

Are you picking on gay unicorns ?!

Racist !

I am a racist homophobic misogynist when it comes to unicorns.

It may stem from my iridophobia.

Meh, no big deal.
But the important question is: Are you a progressive ??

(I had no idea it was so fun degenerating a thread...)

yyep...
I progressed from being a racist to being a racist homophobe to being a misogynistic racist homophobe.... But i am not a cannibal yet.
I never stole a unicorn horn though beezer.
I better stop... I am getting confused.

That's because you've been hanging out on ATS for too long.

Dontcha know that if you hang around here long enough, you eventually become a racist, a homophobe, a misogynist, a paid shill, a troll, an Obama lover, a freedom hater, a doom-porner, and.... and.... (god forbid).... a progressive !



But at least they give out cookies every now and then whilst allowing us to talk about bacon to our little hearts' content.

So there's that.

originally posted by: beezzer
a reply to: CranialSponge

Progressive unicorns steal horns from the hard working unicorns.

They call that, "compassion".

Yeah but....

Who are the hard working unicorns ?

Conservatives ? Liberals ?

Enquiring minds need to know.

originally posted by: guohua

originally posted by: WeAreAWAKE
Ancient unicorn theorists say...they exist!

They Sure Doooooooo!!!
LoL!
My wife went to buy more shoes or something, I don't care has long as she's Happy,,,, any way, I couldn't actually find a song in Chinese about Unicorns, But, I found some Ladies that look kinda Unicorny,,,,I like the music,,, Ok, Ok, Call me Weird, I think their Cute!

OK, I looked all over Beijing and didn't find any Unicorns, I know they have one that looks like a Dragon and they do a dance but, That's not a Unicorn!
Here look for yourself see if you find one, hope you enjoy the show, if not, then don't ever go to Beijing!

mr. g.

Qilin are closest equivalent to unicorns .. and even more elusive...theyre appearance is a good omen signifying a just ruler .. also serenity ..

Chinese have lots mythical creatures .. almost everything from dragons to hopping vampires ..
Being ghost month also got ghosts running round ..

originally posted by: CranialSponge

originally posted by: beezzer
a reply to: CranialSponge

Progressive unicorns steal horns from the hard working unicorns.

They call that, "compassion".

Yeah but....

Who are the hard working unicorns ?

Conservatives ? Liberals ?

Enquiring minds need to know.

No actual unicorns work.

Their union fixed that for them. Most just do crossword puzzles and watch Fox News.

a reply to: beezzer

Alright, that does it.

Where do I sign up to be a unionized unicorn ??

Chinese have lots mythical creatures .. almost everything from dragons to hopping vampires ..
Being ghost month also got ghosts running round ..

a reply to: Expat888

Right You Are, We Are A Very Superstitious Race of Peoples and we believe in Werewolves and Dragons.
But, No Songs about Unicorn,,, You know, us Chinese like to sing about Love and Home and Rain and Flowers and SEX!
You don't hear us singing about Unicorns to much
OK, OK, Some one said some thing about Rainbows!!! We have a song about Sword Rainbows,,,,, Well that do?

I'm still looking for that Unicorn!!

originally posted by: CranialSponge
a reply to: beezzer

Alright, that does it.

Where do I sign up to be a unionized unicorn ??

Oooh, awkward. Um, you're Canadian, aren't you?

Unicorns are very racist and don't like foreigners.

Sorry!

a reply to: beezzer

Bah humbug.

You only think I'm a foreigner because I eat round bacon....

But my beer is better than your beer !



So there, take that.

a reply to: FlySolo

You neglected to link to pro- and anti- unicorn sites. I mean, really, they appreciate statistics also.

originally posted by: argentus
a reply to: FlySolo

You neglected to link to pro- and anti- unicorn sites. I mean, really, they appreciate statistics also.

Sorry, what was I thinking.
For:
Photographic Evidence

Against:
I'll need a little more time, this is a tough one.

a reply to: FlySolo

Better. Have any graphs or charts? I could really go for a pie chart.

a reply to: graceunderpressure
Sad to say, even the ones who get bit don't change their minds. They just go off in a huff with the ones who supported them.
"I believe you, now you say you believe my bulls@@@"

a reply to: CranialSponge

You only think I'm a foreigner because I eat round bacon....

Ha, we know that you folks eat the same kind of bacon that we do.
I'd like to go up there and try that poutine... but I am not allowed to have potatoes any more.

Now that whole beer thing. I will give you the point that the mass produced lager (piss) that we have down here is not worthy of the name 'beer'. But we do have plenty of real beer from small producers.

originally posted by: CranialSponge
a reply to: beezzer

Bah humbug.

You only think I'm a foreigner because I eat round bacon....

It's unnatural. Face it, you are from another planet.

But my beer is better than your beer !

So there, take that.

I can't argue that point.

*shakes fist at weak American beer!*

originally posted by: argentus
a reply to: FlySolo

Better.

Have any graphs or charts? I could really go for a pie chart.

Here's a good pie chart.

a reply to: beezzer

I can't claim the accuracy of YOUR chart, however..............

a reply to: butcherguy

Ha, we know that you folks eat the same kind of bacon that we do.

You do realize that by revealing the deep dark secret of how much we love eating american side bacon, you've just lost your membership card to our "VIP Beer and Poutine Tasters Club"...

No poutine for you !

a reply to: butcherguy

... and just to rub salt into the wound: