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Justin Bieber Saves Man From Bear Attack

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posted on Aug, 7 2014 @ 09:55 PM
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The hell with the bear I would've kicked it square in the nuts and/or (depending on how the big ass rodent defines itself) ninja punched it directly in its ovaries and then scratch the ground with my foot annd cluck like a pissed off chicken!


I would too, I'm wild
Jk I was trying to be funny I'm not that brave or stupid




posted on Aug, 7 2014 @ 11:16 PM
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Ja reply to: Mikehawk

Justin Beiber isnt even POP punk. Id go with DouchePop.

The best part is even a russian fisherman was embarrassed enough that he used the "my granddaughter did it as a joke" disclaimer.



posted on Aug, 7 2014 @ 11:24 PM
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Okay after reading the actual story there were some mahor differences... namely he disnt have justin beiber on his phone and thats a made up story. His phone was presses by yhe bear ( not a call and it recited the time or some other numbers). Also the guy was severly effed up with his scalp hanging off.



posted on Aug, 8 2014 @ 09:53 AM
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Poor bear. It will never be the same. It will have that song stuck in its head and have to run out in front of a loaded 18-wheeler. This is terrorism against nature.




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