The hell with the bear I would've kicked it square in the nuts and/or (depending on how the big ass rodent defines itself) ninja punched it directly
in its ovaries and then scratch the ground with my foot annd cluck like a pissed off chicken!
I would too, I'm wild Jk I was trying to be funny I'm not that brave or stupid
Okay after reading the actual story there were some mahor differences... namely he disnt have justin beiber on his phone and thats a made up story.
His phone was presses by yhe bear ( not a call and it recited the time or some other numbers). Also the guy was severly effed up with his scalp
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