The Gimp Herders of Olympus
...“twin A can be on Eden or off of Saturn, twin B can be sat off of a galaxy 100 light years from us, …
”You do not have to be a historian or political scientist to see the bigger dick foreign policy theory at work. It sounds like this: What? They have bigger dicks?! Bomb them!
And of course the bombs and the rockets and the bullets are all shaped like dicks.”
Don't pimp me bro!”
”We thought about taking you all and making you live off world in a habitat, but it failed as it wasn't your 'ordinary life' and thus did you great harm.”
originally posted by: abe froman
I can't help but wonder if what we have been exposed to is the second coming of the hoaxter known as John Titor. If not the same template is being used.
* On-line handle ending in a zero (signature?) Astr0 vs. timetravel_0. check
If the story had been stretched out a little longer it could have been the next great internet legend but, I think the time frame had to be cut short because the story just wouldn't hold up to much intense scrutiny.
My question is was this guy actually the guy behind Titor or someone using his template.
Either way, good story.
We thought about taking you all and making you live off world in a habitat, but it failed as it wasn't your 'ordinary life' and thus did you great harm
The idea is that we do not need theatrics this time around. There is a package deal. Whoever can convince the world of its immateriality and of the rationale for the Millennium and Eschaton, that person will be the Second Coming.....Minimalism is the word when it comes to divine intervention, in keeping with the ‘prime directive.’ The perception of coercion is the very worst thing that could happen.
Okay, so...the light at the end of the tunnel for humanity is The Matrix?
I'd have reservations about an offshoot with the pragmatic willingness to use their family as a super laptop representing us admittedly flawed, long lost humans to the other lifeforms among the stars.
I would love to read a book by this author.