A Communist, a Muslim and an illegal alien went into a tavern.
And the tavern keeper said, ‘What will it be President Obama?'
What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens?
Barack Obama is on a sinking ship, who gets saved?
What kind of doctor do you need to fix Obamacare?
Did you that McDonald's is offering the Obama Happy Meal?
Order anything you want. And the guy behind you has to pay for it.
What's the difference between Obama and God?
God doesn't think he is Obama
Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?
The ink isn't dry yet.
What is Obama's archenemy?
Three boys were out hiking one winter day, and heard cries for help coming from the lake. Rushing to see what was the matter, they found Barack Obama
who had fallen through some thin ice on a lake and was about to drown.
Quickly the boys formed a human chain and pulled him to safety.
"I'd like to reward you boys with something special for saving me", said Obama. "Just name it, and it's yours!"
"I want a ride on Air Force One", said the first boy. "You've got it!", said Obama.
"I want a medal that I can show the other kids at school", said the second boy. "No problem!", said Obama.
The third boy thought for a moment, and said "I want a wheelchair". "But why would you want that?", asked Obama.
"'Cause when I get home and tell my dad that I saved YOU he's gonna break my legs!"
*prepares for ban*
edit on 8/10/2014 by HomerinNC because: (no reason given)