Like they do with all trends a few years after they die out, conservatives have discovered hipster-bashing. But as, as epitomized by things like Christian rock and that embarrassing attempt to rip off The Daily Show, the right’s attempts to embrace certain trends always feel “off” because they can’t quite ever figure out how to pull it off.
I do not like hipsters. Not for political reasons. But because they pretend to hate everything. And pretend to be unique when they all look the same.
To be ironic, I drank water.