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His Wife Didn't Want to Take Maternity Pictures, So He Hired a Photographer And Took Her Place...

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posted on Jul, 29 2014 @ 04:42 PM
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Don't even start complaining about the wrong forum because quite honestly this needs one to itself. lol

So...So...Wrong...

And NO...It's NOT me! lol






More here if you dare? imgur.com...

And NO...It's NOT me! lol (For the Second Time)

Some poster comments:

"[last picture] aaaand then things get weird."

"This is the kind of # that I'll stumble onto at work right when someone has to walk by and look at my screen."

"Your sexuality made me simultaneously uncomfortable and aroused. Bravo."

And for me? Many know that I am laughing my ass off right now...It's what makes us human, right?

Peace


edit on 29-7-2014 by jude11 because: (no reason given)




posted on Jul, 29 2014 @ 04:47 PM
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a reply to: jude11

This is hilarious!!! Loving the shots with the ice cream and sensual eating!!!


Wonder what the kid will think when they grow up and see these maternity shots??



posted on Jul, 29 2014 @ 04:47 PM
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Genius



posted on Jul, 29 2014 @ 04:48 PM
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I think it is you Jude!

The first time you said "It's not me" I believed you but then you repeated the "it's not me" thing which brings up a red flag.

Why did you do it Jude? Why did you post the freaky pics on the internet? On ATS?!?

(just teasing.)




posted on Jul, 29 2014 @ 04:49 PM
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originally posted by: Jennyfrenzy
a reply to: jude11

This is hilarious!!! Loving the shots with the ice cream and sensual eating!!!


Wonder what the kid will think when they grow up and see these maternity shots??


I have a feeling that their child will have a few issues...lol

Peace



posted on Jul, 29 2014 @ 04:50 PM
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originally posted by: minusinfinity
I think it is you Jude!

The first time you said "It's not me" I believed you but then you repeated the "it's not me" thing which brings up a red flag.

Why did you do it Jude? Why did you post the freaky pics on the internet? On ATS?!?

(just teasing.)



I have better legs...lol

Peace



posted on Jul, 29 2014 @ 05:03 PM
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Wild man, wild.
And I kinda go for those Superman undies myself. Hubba hubba



posted on Jul, 29 2014 @ 05:08 PM
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originally posted by: TerryMcGuire
Wild man, wild.
And I kinda go for those Superman undies myself. Hubba hubba


You see?

This is what's wrong with this site...lol

Peace



posted on Jul, 29 2014 @ 05:16 PM
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He reminds me of Deuce Bigelow.

Forget college funds and start saving for therapy.


These are the memories that get very good mileage every Holiday. Bravo to him for knowing how to have a bit of fun and for creating those memories no matterhow haunting they may be.



posted on Jul, 29 2014 @ 05:34 PM
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a reply to: jude11

Funniest damned thing I've seen all day.

Also feel a little sick..... Excuse me. Be back shortly.



posted on Jul, 29 2014 @ 05:45 PM
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originally posted by: loam
a reply to: jude11

Funniest damned thing I've seen all day.

Also feel a little sick..... Excuse me. Be back shortly.



Yup,

A little queasy myself but still hilarious!

lol

Peace



posted on Jul, 29 2014 @ 05:47 PM
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Almost forgot...

The late great John Belushi is who this reminds me of.

Peace



posted on Jul, 29 2014 @ 06:14 PM
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Aaaarrrrrgh my eyes! My eyes!



posted on Jul, 29 2014 @ 06:14 PM
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Double post
edit on 29/7/14 by SecretKnowledge because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 29 2014 @ 06:18 PM
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originally posted by: SecretKnowledge
Aaaarrrrrgh my eyes! My eyes!


There are some things that you can just never Un-See....lol

Peace



posted on Jul, 29 2014 @ 06:25 PM
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I was confused when I read the title so decided to see what it was all about...
I wish I didn't... And who is the guy that he got to kiss his stomach on the one photo?!?
Either a really good friend or some weird photographer assistant



posted on Jul, 29 2014 @ 06:30 PM
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a reply to: Sremmos80

It's him. It's photoshopped.



posted on Jul, 29 2014 @ 06:35 PM
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Lmao that is downright disturbing, funny nonetheless.



posted on Jul, 29 2014 @ 07:53 PM
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a reply to: loam

Lol doh!
Guess I should of looked closer




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