Funny bumper stickers

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posted on Jul, 29 2014 @ 10:19 AM
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I got this bumper sticker to cover a 'Dave Matthews Band' bumper sticker that was here when I bought the car

Dislexics are eoplep oot

Watch out for the idiot behind me

Honk if you like horn sounds

This is the back of my car.

God made us sisters, Prozak made us friends.

FOLLOW ME, I KNOW THE WAY.

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer

My kid is an honor student. My president is an idiot.

What difference, at this point, does it make, if Hillary runs in 2016?




posted on Jul, 29 2014 @ 10:30 AM
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a reply to: ColeYounger

"Keep honking, I'm reloading my gun" (not to be taken literally).

"Horn broken, watch for finger".

"Dont laugh... It's paid for!"

"Kick their ass, take their gas".

"Born free, taxed to death".

"My kid had sex with your honor student".

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am".

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder".

"Work is for people who dont know how to fish!"

edit on 29-7-2014 by gladtobehere because: wording



posted on Jul, 29 2014 @ 10:58 AM
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a reply to: ColeYounger

I want one that reads

Unattended Children will be given a pack of Pixy Stix's, a Red Bull and a Puppy!



posted on Jul, 29 2014 @ 11:14 AM
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"Protected by MAFIA insurance - you bump into us, we bump into you"

"Smokey says support the right to arm bears"

"confused driver on board - stay back"



posted on Jul, 29 2014 @ 11:51 AM
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I had one, on magnet, that said
"I know why animals eat their young"

My youngest stole it and threw it away.

When they were teenagers, they had no sense of humor.



posted on Jul, 29 2014 @ 01:13 PM
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The one I hate the most isn't funny, it just says "Baby on Board". Will that make your brakes work any better?
Nice post.
edit on 29-7-2014 by Alien44 because: added text



posted on Jul, 29 2014 @ 02:19 PM
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Best bumper sticker yet

edit on 07/11/2014 by Goldenwilys because: Tailgate decal



posted on Jul, 29 2014 @ 04:56 PM
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originally posted by: chiefsmom
I had one, on magnet, that said
"I know why animals eat their young"

My youngest stole it and threw it away.

When they were teenagers, they had no sense of humor.


Reminds me of a bumper sticker I once saw:
You can't scare me. I have teenagers.



posted on Jul, 29 2014 @ 04:58 PM
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posted on Jul, 30 2014 @ 08:36 PM
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a reply to: ColeYounger

Here's a couple that have tickled my fancy.

"Yes, I am old, Yes I wear a hat, if you value your life, back off my ..."

"My kid can beat up your honor role student"

"If You can read this, then I can put on my brakes and sue you"

"Warning: The Closer you are to this sign, the slower I will go"

And, my personal favorite:
"If your car is worth more than mine, you can't afford to ride my ..."

-fossilera



posted on Aug, 3 2014 @ 03:55 AM
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These are what made me LOLing...

"Please don't hit me. I'm not 100% sure about my coverage!"

"I was an honor student. I don't know what happened."






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