Now, to be fair, you DID ask, and I DO have a God Complex and plans for World Domination...
Originally posted by joe751
1. how long has the nwo conspiricy been around.
It stands to reason there are many NWO-type plans and societies out there. However, mine is the only one I have concrete facts and figures on. The
very first concept for my NWO began shortly after my birth in 1975. The first words out of my mouth were "Mine!". At the time, I was hugging the
ground. By the time I was five, I had already begun plotting, drawing maps of invasion lines, and designing the perfect governmental system under my
rule.
Originally posted by joe751
2. who were the original members.
Around 1991, when I first got my driver's license, some friends and I drove out to Dallas, at night, marvelling at one of the most distinctive
features of the Dallas Skyline---the Green Building. You may have seen it, in person, movies, or photos of Dallas:
(the tallest building in the center)
We decided then and there it was to be our icon... and every time we drove by, we would say "Oh, Green Building, tell me who to kill!" Now, we never
actually killed anyone, to our knowledge, but it was a good way to know who was in on the joke. Eventually, enough people got in on it that we became
"The Cult of the Green Building..."
Later, in 1994, when I attended the University of Texas at Austin, a friend and I were talking about the Cult of the Green Building in a Coffee Shop
at Mojo's Daily Grind, on The Drag, which gathered the attention of those around us, and we switched subjects to ex-girlfriends and bad jobs. Some of
the other men in the establishment piped in with their own stories, each more bitter than the last. It was so much fun, we did it the next night, and
the next, and the next, each time gaining some new patrons around our table. We soon became known as "The Bitter Male Society," and had around 20 or
so rotating members, who came on nights they had free, so at any time, we'd have around 5-10 people there. Eventually, we made it official...almost a
club, and since I was the original table-sitter, I was appointed head of the BMS. However, Bruce Campbell's character Ash, from "The Army of
Darkness" was the official President, by our election.
Anyway, I now had a small group to work with... and came up with the idea of simply being up front with people about my plans for World Domination. If
they agreed to support me in my quest, I would ensure they received an extra potato ration, once the time comes. If they fought for me, then they
would receive mayorship of a city (there are more than enough cities on the Earth to provide a fulfillment to the promises).
So, the Bitter Male Society became a front for my supporters in my quest to start the NWO... eventually a web site went up (now defunct), where Bitter
Males from across the world could join up, and share their own stories. Over 2,000 members had joined before I moved to Seattle and lost the password
to the site (which has since been taken down). A new page went up, and another 5,000 joined up, the records of which were lost when I ended up rather
poor and couldn't pay the ISP for a few months straight.
So... technically, I have around 7000+ members, but no record of how to reach them... they'll just have to wait for my rise to power.
Originally posted by joe751
3. who are the current members.
I could name a few, but there is no way I can remember the 7,000+ members, and additionally, the Fight Club effect may have caused splinter cells
throughout the world. For all I know, there's a John Frum Cargo Cult island out there somewhere, worshipping me as a deity.
Originally posted by joe751
4. what is their exact purpose
Well, really, it's just World Domination. I figure most of the problems with the world woudl be solved if I were in absolute power. I plan to be a
benign dictator, but a ruthless one as well. My regime will not tolerate infighting, intolerance, or ignorance. We will require a license to breed,
which will consist of a basic intelligence test as well as an assessment on their ability to care for children. Crack whores, for instance, will be
allowed to exist, but not allowed to breed, until they clean up, stay clean, and become educated enough to do things like basic reading and writing
and arithmatic.
People who stubbornly remain ignorant will be put on potato farms, or if they show enough intellect to handle it, as techs in saccharine labs, so that
they are at least made useful enough to keep themselves and the rest of the world fed.
As long as a country can keep order, and agrees to fealty, they'll all pretty much be allowed to run themselves however they want. If they want to be
run by democratic election, cool, if they want to be led by Muslim Clerics, cool, if they want some sorta Emporer, that's cool too. As long as they
know who their boss is (Me) at the end of the day, everything will be fine.
Overall, our goal will be Interstellar Travel and Exploration with Peaceful intent, but viciously mercantile.
Originally posted by joe751
5. how will they accomplish this
A magician never reveals his tricks, and a successful Evil Overlord never reveals his plans.
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6. will it affect anyone in a negative manner
Not really. I mean, people with their head up their arse will no longer be able to obtain management positions, or hold government offices, but
they'll be made useful. No minority group (or majority group) is going to be oppressed or made to feel like 2nd class citizens. World Hunger should
no longer be a problem thanks to constraints on breeding, and Peace will be very strictly enforced. Liberty won't be lost, because I frankly don't
care what people do with their lives, as long as they don't try to impose it on others. However, the world must have a leader, and laws, so there
will be enough to keep the peace. Emmigration and Immigration will be freely allowed, unless it seriously destabilizes a country, in which case a task
force will be developed to assess how to most reasonably deal with the issue, yet allow people to go where they want.
Any other concerns, I'll be happy to address...
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7. what are the signs the nwo is on the verge of forming
Right now, the NWO is on hold because I am taking a bride next year, and we must make the ceremonial preparations. But when you hear people referring
to The Green Building, you will know them for my followers...
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8. can the nwo be stopped and if so, how do we do it.
Like I'm gonna tell you!
But seriously, would you really want to stop me? I mean, it's not like your life, or anyone you know, will change drastically, unless they oppose me.
In fact, if you support me early on, you will get preferential treatment. I suppose if you just really feel determined to set yourself to the task of
derailing my plans, you could invent a potato-plague that would eradicate the crop from the Earth, but then I'd just have to use the ignorant for
food, in lieu of farmers...
