Danger Sex--- Or rather just danger...

This is why none of our three cats are allowed in the bedroom.

Honestly, my husband and one my folks' two cats do not get along. One night, my husband was trying to evict the monster from the guest room, and the cat turned on him and took him to the cleaners. My husband got a nasty case of cat scratch fever out of it, and spent the next day in the ER on IV anti-biotics, then followed that up in the regular doc's clinic the day after with another round and a shot in the @ss of anti-biotics plus oral anti-biotics. We're talking streaks up the arm type stuff.

He had his arm in a big ole splint all week and had the joy of having to explain to everyone who asked that he got his @ss kicked by his in-laws' cat.