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Old Boat People

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posted on Jul, 20 2014 @ 06:44 AM
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My mom sent this to me, now you see why I am so twisted. Thanks mom.



The Navy intercepted a boatload of people off the coast of CALIFORNIA today.

This placed the Navy in an awkward position, as the boat was not heading to, but away from the USA, towards Mexico.

Another surprise finding was that they were loaded with White Americans who were all seniors of Retirement / Social Security age.

Their claim was that they were trying to get to Mexico so as to be able to return to the USA as illegal immigrants.

And therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate American Citizens on Social Security.

We’ll get more respect, more privacy, FREE attorney to fight America for us, free air transportation, free drivers licenses, no taxes to pay, get paid to stay at home, home will be provided by the government, ability to vote, the list goes on.

The Navy, it is believed, gave them food, water and fuel and assisted them on their journey.

We are booking on the next boat out.

Let me know if you want to come.




posted on Jul, 20 2014 @ 10:50 AM
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Ah I see it's in the jokes section. Would be awesome if it was real! Well its still an awesome message! What the hell is going on here??



posted on Jul, 20 2014 @ 10:56 AM
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originally posted by: 3n19m470
Ah I see it's in the jokes section. Would be awesome if it was real! Well its still an awesome message! What the hell is going on here??


The best humor has a certain amount of truth to it.



posted on Jul, 20 2014 @ 11:22 AM
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a reply to: MarlinGrace

G,day mate.thankyou i am still smiling and thinking
strewth its the same down here
and its prob the same elsewhere and yes good jokes have a basis in truth
and it is still good to be able to laugh at ones self




posted on Jul, 20 2014 @ 11:25 AM
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originally posted by: pronto
a reply to: MarlinGrace

G,day mate.thankyou i am still smiling and thinking
strewth its the same down here
and its prob the same elsewhere and yes good jokes have a basis in truth
and it is still good to be able to laugh at ones self



Yes sir it is, laughing at oneself shows a unpretentious humbleness.



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