originally posted by: HauntWok
post your best zombie lie that the hard core right refuses to let go...
but the best zombie lies come from the left are more entertaining ...
- We are tolerant. (truth be told, they are only tolerant if they agree with you).
- It's all about choice. (but they try to pick everything for us, from light bulbs to the size of your soda).
- We care about the environment (they claim as they fly all around the world making speeches and going to fundraisers. Big ol' carbon footprint.)
- Promise lots of 'free gov't services'!! (truth is .. nothing is free ... someone has to pay for it and that someone is us).
- We have to take care of each other! (truth is ... conservatives
give more to charity then liberals)
- Favorite zombie left wing lie at the moment - The Supreme Court just banned all birth control because of their ruling in favor of Hobby Lobby not
having to pay for four abortificants.
- Zombie left wing scare mongering lie - 'America is a theocracy'. (too absurd even bother to comment on!)
- Left wing claims to want bipartisanship and unity. (but of course only if the right agrees with them on the issues. Otherwise it's insults and
- Left wing zombies claim to love the poor and want to help. (somehow they think that fostering a victim mentality will do that ... Al Sharpton?
Jesse Jackson? etc)
- Small business owners were only able to build their business because they were lucky and because someone else did it for them. (hard work and
education and perseverance and self sacrifice to reach success didn't do it ... the gov't and the 'village mentality' did it ... WOW!)
- And a deadly left wing zombie lie .... You can fix gun violence by taking away guns and making more laws. (yeah, like criminals are going to
follow even more laws? They don't follow the ones we have.)
- Another left wing zombie lie ... the police can take care of you so you don't need a gun for home protection. The police will get there in time.
- Left wing zombie lies to youth ... you are all special and everyone gets a trophy just for participating. (that's not reality. In real life you
must play to win or you don't get a paycheck)
- Social Security and Medicare will be there when you need it. (probably not!)
- The government is here to take care of you. (no. YOU are here to take care of you. The gov't isn't a nanny and it's only there to help get you
back on your feet and even then it's not the purpose of gov't. It's not supposed to be a free ride your whole life.)
- The world owes you a job; the world owes you medical care; the world owes you a free lunch.
- Obama's still cleaning up Bush43s mess and so nothing is his fault.
- Obama earned his Nobel Peace Prize. Ignore the war mongering attempts with Syria and the bombings in Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan, Yemen, Pakistan, etc
etc ... that's still all Bush's fault.
- If anyone says anything negative about Obama or Holder then they are just raaaaaaacist.
- The press isn't liberal. MSNBC is awesome and doesn't lie.
- The education system isn't liberal.
- The left claims it doesn't resort to name calling tactics and hyperbole ... and yet Moveon.org and the DemocraticUnderground (nicknamed by normal
people - the DUmp) .. call Bush43 'Hitler', and they put up fake ads to sell Sarah Palins baby online. etc etc
- Swift Boat Veterans lied about John Kerry. (no .. they told the truth ... it's well documented).
- If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor.
- Michelle Obama actually has an organic garden at the White House. She spends time in it taking care of it. So impressive .... (there is a garden
there alright, but she doesn't till it. It went to weeds during sequester because they couldn't pay the real gardener).
- etc etc