posted on Jul, 15 2014 @ 10:20 AM
Today's police methods are different than when I was growing up. Example today:
"Mr. Policeman, would you help me get my kitten out of the tree, please?"
"Sure, little girl." BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM!! ..plop. "There you go!"
Don't call the police for any reason except to get a crime report for an insurance claim.