Family Calls 9-1-1 as Son Threatens Suicide, Cops Show Up and Kill Him

I have to commend this young man. he finishes what he started. he started out not wanting to live anymore and he's maggot chow. well done. suicide. works perfect when you do it right.

Today's police methods are different than when I was growing up. Example today:

"Mr. Policeman, would you help me get my kitten out of the tree, please?"

"Sure, little girl." BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM!! ..plop. "There you go!"

"Thankyou."

Don't call the police for any reason except to get a crime report for an insurance claim.