That’s right people it’s all butt over. Incoming arsteroid EG13 will see the end of us all.
As you can see from SpacedoutWeather.com, EG13 has a Ludicrous Disaster (LD) rating of 99.9 on a scale of 0-100, Oh whoa is us.
On hearing of the imminence of EG13’s arrival I contacted Dr Luigi Fartssosmelli who is a g
Astronomer at the Institute of
Astronomy situated in northern Italy just outside of the small town of Betta-Getoutather.
“Certainly this is an Eggstinktion event” said Dr Fartssosmelli. Sadly these were the only words I could make out through his broken Englishi.
Considering the magnitude of EG13’s potential Dr Fartssosmelli contacted the Italian Government who promptly put out a country wide alert, the
following image demonstrates the mass panic that ensued.
By all Italian standards, this is nothing short of bedlam. The cop has obviously been briefed well, as I do believe he is pointing in the right
direction of the predicted pronouncement.
Anyway, moving swiftly along, I have used my EYESCANSEE2020, a highly developed and top secret telescope, to try and provide an image of EG13, and
here it is. It’s a little grainy, but I’m sure you get the idea.
That’s right folks, it looks like a curried egg salad and as far as I can determine it’s well curried.
CURRIED EGG SALAD, “for the love of god”, I said to the missus, “have you any idea what you’ve just done?”. But it’s too late, its’
We’re having a Barbie tomorrow and as far as I’ve been told, the Curried Egg Salad will be used. I’ve tried to explain to the missus that the
UNCESC (United Nations Curried Egg Salad Commission) require 2 months notification, PRIOR, to compiling such a beast. Obviously there’s been a
serious breach of protocol here and where it ends up, who knows? All I can say is God save us, and importantly me.
I’m sure when this news gets out the real doom porn will start.
God help you all.
Kind Regards & Don’t blame me.
P.S, This was the most appropriate forum I could find for this, however if you feel like a movement, bowel or otherwise, I'm sure it'll be the right