posted on Jul, 12 2014 @ 09:18 PM
a reply to: EyesOpenMouthShut
So we walk into Pizzahut, waiter dude says "where would you like to sit?"
"You choose honey"
Her: I don't mind
I chuckle "you'll only say you don't like my choice babs"
Her: Bah, just pick a table
"Ok" points out nice table to waiter "We'll sit there please"
Her: I don't want to sit there - I want that table
Me and waiter exchange amused looks and walk to table
"What on the telly hun?"
Her: Not much, have a flick and pick something if you like.
"Meh...I'm not bothered, I'm reading anyway"
Her: I can't be arsed, honestly, just pick something you like, your choice xxx
Soooo i puts on something I'm interested in after she can find nothing she wants to watch. It's probably about some dudes in the wilderness.
Her: We are so not watching that rubbish. Or that. And that show is crap too. You are such a knob. I want a cup of tea and you make them so much
better than me.
In all honesty she probably does it on purpose because frankly it's fun to wind each other up, it's just foreplay really. If I'm completely honest
though I'm way way ahead in the "being a dick" stakes (I put the hours in) and if she didn't try to piss me off too I wouldn't love her half as
much as I do.