posted on Jul, 10 2014 @ 01:54 AM
We've all poured over countless hours of theories, data, eye witness testimony and god awful YouTube videos. We've each developed our own personal
ideas of where the world is heading and just how much of a s*'t storm we face. There's the Illuminati, the Holy See, the Freemasons, the Gov, the
Shadow Gov, the MIB, the Aliens, the changing Earth, etc... All these have been wrong.
For thousands of years the most sinister, diabolical and ingenious plot against man kind has meticulously unfolded. We opened our very doors and
hearts to the greatest threat ever to our way of life. Not only have we not noticed it right under our noses, we have personally developed it to
At this very moment there are over 400 million dogs and 600 million cats in the world. They've used their impeccable cuteness and usefulness to charm
their way into our homes. They have remained silent and used us to gain access to our news, our habits, our secrets. We even teach them our language.
Each day they develop their mastery of our technology. They use our computers, answer our phones, open doors and even defile our most sacred toilet.
Soon they will rise up. They will take us each at our most vulnerable moment. We will be enslaved to their twisted desires. Great marble statues we
will be forced to carve in their honour, giant gold cat boxes will be crafted with utmost detail. No longer will we hear of Finestein and Dole, no!
Mr. Chitters and Fuzzytums will crast our new laws. You will lay at your masters feet and behold, Jowls McWoofington will stand upright before the UN
and declare the world to be Wroofeerof!!