If you came face to face with the Devil ... what would you say?

I would ask him when is who is the anti Christ? And how long has he been in charge of the evangelical Christians?

What the hell do you want with me????

Leave me alone, stop bothering with me.

That sort of stuff I reckon.

Not a big fan of the guy really.

"oh $%&*"

"So he #ed you over too huh? Yeah.. same with us..."

a reply to: FlyersFan

I would tell him as kindly as I can that I don't have any "spare change", nor do I carry any "extra" smokes.

Are you bad, or are you just drawn that way?

Dad you came back after all i knew you would

I think I would be like...

Hi there!

So, your the devil huh?

Funny, I pictured you bigger.

Painted a picture of you even....but you look nothing like it! I guess that is a good thing...haha...
so ummmm....can I have your autograph??

I would then hand him a well hidden contract to sign so I could take his soul

Which I would sell on e-bay.

I'd ask the same thing as someone else asked, "Let's hear your side of the coin, you seem to have been gagged worse than North Korea's media is."

I've always thought the Devil has a sense of humor almost as twisted as that of his opposite number (or should that be Opposite Number?). I'd test that theory by asking him, "Hey, hot enough for you?"

This thread reminded me of this song by The Alkaline Trio, who, aside from being a great band, are also members of the satanic church.





"You've been on my shoulder all the while whispering sweet nothings."

so most of you actually mix up lucifer and the devil...

Well... they're 2 different beings.

What I would say to the devil?

Congratulations... you influence is sky rocketing by the minute!!! What a wonderful job!!!

originally posted by: FlyersFan
I think it'll be interesting to see which thread gets more flags ... the God thread or the Devil thread. Right now, the Devil thread is ahead. I wonder what that says about ATSers? hmmmm ..... bwahahaha

I flagged both threads... you know, Yin-Yang, Light-Dark, Good-Bad, yah de yaddah.

originally posted by: Destinyone
a reply to: FlyersFan

You are the worst President this Country has ever had. Go back to hell and leave America alone. I hear they have some HOT golf courses there.




Yep, that's what I'd say to the Devil...

Des

Now that is insanely funny. If we ever have that ATS gather of the blather You are going to get the biggest sack of cookies on the planet. Good god what a pearl of wisdom. Thanks for making my evening, Ms. DestinyOne.

a reply to: FlyersFan

Jesus is coming and boy is he pissed.

I'd say "So the Philadelphia Flyers are playing the New Jersey Devils tonight? May I have an autograph for my cousin?"

What would I say?....I divorced you thirty years ago, Don't start razing on me again you bitch.....This thread is about my Ex isn't it?

Challenge him to a rock off........................

I would ask:
Why did you create Israel?

"Can't you just ask God to forgive you?"