World's Earliest Erotic Graffiti Found

Got to love prehistoric petrified porn.

The phallus was used all over the place in ancient Greece and Rome. Pompeii had phallic statutes on every house for luck and prosperity.

The Moche tribe of South America has a vast array of pornographic pottery. The Moche culture lived on the north coast of Peru approximately 1,500–2,000 years ago. It is like a ceramic Kama Sutra. They didn't even tell us about that in college Art History classes.

We see it as a form of art or lost knowledge... some dude back then probably saw it as a simple dick pic lol...

So this proves that men have been lying about their penis size since recorded history?

It's cool to see how they threw down back then. ...I'm treading lightly here.....I can't afford no more warnings......

a reply to: Fylgje

Google

History of sex Pompeii

Very interesting subject sex in hisroty

I f you have big dots and cross-hatching lines across your penis, you should probably have a doctor look at that...

Looks like the head and beak of a bird to me.

originally posted by: MichiganSwampBuck
Got to love prehistoric petrified porn.

The phallus was used all over the place in ancient Greece and Rome. Pompeii had phallic statutes on every house for luck and prosperity.

The Moche tribe of South America has a vast array of pornographic pottery. The Moche culture lived on the north coast of Peru approximately 1,500–2,000 years ago. It is like a ceramic Kama Sutra. They didn't even tell us about that in college Art History classes.

And the biggest phallic symbol?? Yeah the washington monument.

originally posted by: ItCameFromOuterSpace
a reply to: skunkape23

Impressive!

That's what she said.

I couldn't resist. Really. I tried very hard. It was a losing battle.

originally posted by: skunkape23

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
a reply to: skunkape23

Isn't that the same symbol that is used on your official letterhead skunkape?

Similar form. Much elongated.

A big Standing "O" to you sir!!

originally posted by: Shiloh7
a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

I think your assumption that earlier people were prudish about sex is just something we were all taught at school by inferment and originally put out by the Church when it took over 'our morals' (sex is purely for procreation certainly not enjoyment I remember being told as a Kid). Pagans use to love to celebrate life and creation of life had a number of 'celebrations' one was Saturnalia which was steeped in ancient times and the Bacchus celebrations. I suspect there were a lot more 'erotic' carvings about before they got erased. Can't help wondering how the Prof handled it with his students though, if he was an older gentleman.

I think you are probably right. I usually try really hard not to ASSume, because we all know what happens when we do that. This is just something I never considered... reconsidering I guess. It was always just an assumption I suppose. I never really questioned it.

It might be nice to know how he handled it. If it had been my dad... There would have been a laugh track playing continuously in the background.

originally posted by: Fylgje
So this proves that men have been lying about their penis size since recorded history?

It's cool to see how they threw down back then. ...I'm treading lightly here.....I can't afford no more warnings......

I feel your pain. I've been struggling since I posted the thread. I am a 37 year old woman, but sometimes.... The teenage giggling boy struggles to come out. I'm not sure where it comes from, but it's there and at this rate, probably always will be much to my chagrin.

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As usual - Stars to all who posted. A big thank you to those of you trying to litter my browser with your recommended ancient porn. I will check out all of your links... For educational purposes only, I assure you.

There's nothing like ancient porn to bring all of us together out of the political madness if only momentarily.

originally posted by: MichiganSwampBuck
The phallus was used all over the place in ancient Greece and Rome.

LOL
Yep, those guys really got around!

Harte

originally posted by: PhoenixOD
Looks like the head and beak of a bird to me.

The Dicky Bird.


Harte

Just LMAO at the responses so far! I really enjoy threads like these, fun and educational.

originally posted by: Harte

originally posted by: MichiganSwampBuck
The phallus was used all over the place in ancient Greece and Rome.

LOL
Yep, those guys really got around!

Harte

Stop, Please, I can't breathe! LOL
You know how those gladiators can be!

I think it's kinda funny that back then and still to this day, men liked to imagine themselves with an impossibly large penis. I guess some things never change.

This thread is such a sausage-fest.

I've posted it once. I'll do it again.

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For anyone who did bother to laugh