posted on Jul, 5 2014 @ 10:02 AM
a reply to: ColeYounger
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? Because he felt his presents.
What did the Balloon say to the safety pin? "You've let me down for the last time."
Why don't blind people skydive? because it scares the hell out of the dog.
Want to know how to procrastinate? I'll tell you later.
Why don't bananas go to war? because they're yellow.
How many times does it take Yoda lightbulb to screw in a?
Dad jokes. Gotta love 'em.
edit on 5-7-2014 by Thecakeisalie because: (no reason given)