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Taxi drivers breaking wind?

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posted on Jul, 3 2014 @ 10:47 AM
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A smelly fart from a person who did not originate from your country is now called Alien Farts, according to some..




posted on Jul, 3 2014 @ 10:47 AM
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The OP sounds like my Girlfriend..


Hmmm hello baby is that you?

I have been told by the doctors its better out than in..



posted on Jul, 3 2014 @ 10:48 AM
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originally posted by: sixandone
I ripped one really hard once in a taxi.


You gotta fight fire with fire sometimes!



posted on Jul, 3 2014 @ 10:51 AM
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Get over yourself! People Fart! What did you expect? That man to 'beg your pardon' for him committing a natural act? Should he have asked permission? Tipped his hat and said, 'beggin yer pardon m'lady...but....pbbbbbbyth....oops!"

Sheesh!!!

The nerve!

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posted on Jul, 3 2014 @ 10:58 AM
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My wife will play 76 Trombones, but let me even lean slightly over and she blames me. When the dog grunts while sleeping, my wife blames me for farting. It is the single most hypocritical act in the history of humanity.

Which brings up the question for the OP: do YOU fart in cabs?



posted on Jul, 3 2014 @ 11:03 AM
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Ugh

breaking wind is the grossest thing ever, but you people are talking like its funny

do you think its funny trapped in a cab in peak time traffic with a driver who cant stop breaking wind?

grrr



posted on Jul, 3 2014 @ 11:11 AM
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originally posted by: uninfluenced
Ugh

breaking wind is the grossest thing ever, but you people are talking like its funny

do you think its funny trapped in a cab in peak time traffic with a driver who cant stop breaking wind?

grrr


Its natural you can not help it...



posted on Jul, 3 2014 @ 11:11 AM
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originally posted by: uninfluenced

natural or not, i do not appreciate paying for the privelege of smelling somebody elses backside!!



You're not. You're paying for a ride. Anything else is a bonus.

Sounds like you should call a place like Uber or an upscale Town Car company. Places like Uber have drivers in their personal cars picking up people for fares and the level of professionalism in a Town Car company will be higher than a cab company.

In either case, if you like the driver you can get their cell number and get yourself a personal driver.

it's just like any other service, you get what you pay for.



posted on Jul, 3 2014 @ 11:19 AM
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I guess you're at the mercy of the cab driver once you shut those doors. lol. Only way to rectify your situation is to have your cabby sign a legal contract not to break wind during your trip, or take the bus (which could be 10 times worst if you're sitting on a bus with multiple people who feel the same way about breaking wind) or walk. Either way you're screwed. lol



posted on Jul, 3 2014 @ 11:21 AM
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a reply to: uninfluenced

There's a retired dentist's wife at pottery (daughter of an MD) who farts every now and then--with sound effects. She's a vegetarian so there's virtually never a smell. She acts as though nothing's happened. But then she has a rather imperial attitude anyway. And THAT REALLY ANGERS folks. LOL.

Trying to get male taxi drivers to stop farting would probably be like trying to stop the collapse of a sand castle from the incoming tide.

But they probably assume they just farted away any tip from a woman passenger.



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posted on Jul, 3 2014 @ 11:46 AM
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originally posted by: uninfluenced
Ugh

breaking wind is the grossest thing ever, but you people are talking like its funny

do you think its funny trapped in a cab in peak time traffic with a driver who cant stop breaking wind?

grrr


Ahhh so you are the alien

Do martians or whatever species you are not break wind?


Now its he couldn't stop breaking wind?

In your OP it reads like he farted once and opened a window.
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posted on Jul, 3 2014 @ 11:48 AM
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the op over looks the fact this could of been a medical condition...



posted on Jul, 3 2014 @ 12:09 PM
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The guy is human and humans pass gas. Sometimes it can't be helped.
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posted on Jul, 3 2014 @ 12:11 PM
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a reply to: uninfluenced

That's gross! Buy a tiny - or huge even better - aerosol can and spray it in the cab next time one lets loose.

Only thing I can think of that might help.

Or bring a whoopee cushion and just let loose, yeah.


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posted on Jul, 3 2014 @ 12:14 PM
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originally posted by: uninfluenced
Ugh

breaking wind is the grossest thing ever, but you people are talking like its funny

do you think its funny trapped in a cab in peak time traffic with a driver who cant stop breaking wind?

grrr


I love farting. I like to troll people IRL. Like filling the elevator up before exiting.

I live in a part of the world where we don't have cabs. in my truck, however, I am usually all too happy to try to fog up the windows. If i have a passenger, I typically have mercy on them. Unless its my son, then its a reciprocal war.



posted on Jul, 3 2014 @ 12:34 PM
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a reply to: uninfluenced

Hi uninfluenced!

I'm sorry to admit that some of the responses had me laughing so hard I almost.............snorted!


To be serious for a moment though, buy yourself a small jar of Vicks Vapo Rub and keep it in your purse. All you need is a tiny dab under your nostrils, and you won't smell anything else.

My ex was a 'pull my finger' guy. He just couldn't understand why him smelling like feces was a turn-off for me.
Personally I would rather implode than fart, lol. (maybe that's what spontaneous combustion is?)

jacygirl



posted on Jul, 3 2014 @ 12:43 PM
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originally posted by: bigfatfurrytexan

originally posted by: uninfluenced
Ugh

breaking wind is the grossest thing ever, but you people are talking like its funny

do you think its funny trapped in a cab in peak time traffic with a driver who cant stop breaking wind?

grrr


I love farting. I like to troll people IRL. Like filling the elevator up before exiting.

I live in a part of the world where we don't have cabs. in my truck, however, I am usually all too happy to try to fog up the windows. If i have a passenger, I typically have mercy on them. Unless its my son, then its a reciprocal war.



we must be related




posted on Jul, 3 2014 @ 01:00 PM
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I like to fart in elevators just before I get out and push all of the buttons so it stops at all of the floors. But I am an alien so I think it's funny.



posted on Jul, 3 2014 @ 03:58 PM
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originally posted by: JHumm
I like to fart in elevators just before I get out and push all of the buttons so it stops at all of the floors. But I am an alien so I think it's funny.


your a monster



posted on Jul, 3 2014 @ 04:25 PM
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originally posted by: uninfluenced

originally posted by: JHumm
I like to fart in elevators just before I get out and push all of the buttons so it stops at all of the floors. But I am an alien so I think it's funny.


your a monster


Rrrraaarrrr! You one of those people who go out of their way to see what other people are doing so you can complain about it? No sense of humor? Can't expect to be taken seriously when you post your OP in this section. Do you not fart? If you have to fart do you get up and leave the office, or do you just expect the cab driver to do that?
I'm a monster, and you need to lighten up or change your name




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