Michigan State GOP candidate unopposed - despite felony convictions

Jordan Haskins convictions include:

Haskins admitted to police that he scaled fences and trespassed on both public and private property in order to take vehicles for joyrides and to facilitate a fetish he referred to as "cranking." Police reports state he disconnected the spark plugs on a vehicle and then masturbated while attempting to turn over the engine.

But apparently the good folk of Saginaw County can't find anyone else to stand - so he is their only candidate!! :O

Since no opponents filed to run against Haskins in the Republican primary, he will appear on November's general election ballot.

a reply to: Aloysius the Gaul

That getting your 15 minutes of fame ... the hard way.

What would you do if you found thiswhanking in the car you drive your family around in?

But he relieved his agression and also something else long ago. We don't have to worry about him getting bribed with a high class hooker, he is personally capable of taking care of himself. He can always make it to work if his car breaks down and with a smile on his face.

I don't know about him being a politician, he may be too truthful....or he is good at making up stories and could become president someday.

I don't think he's any worse than what's already in politics.

a reply to: Fylgje
wouldn't you prefer that he was something better, rather than just more of the same??