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EPA Employees Told to Stop Pooping in the Hallway
Is that the kind of place the EPA is? Do they have long lists of employees, er, former employees who are no longer allowed on the premises?
I though our "best and brightest" were supposed to work in the bureaucracy?
originally posted by: neo96
a reply to: OpinionatedB
Cats are smarter than EPA employees ?
I believe they are.
Yea. I wonder how much money they paid Nicoletti for his expert opinion.
originally posted by: Wrabbit2000
What can I say my fellow bunny? It's a crappy situation!
Okay... I had to.
Seriously now.... I see this in your story and think...... DOH! How about common sense replace all these fancy experts??
Confounded by what to make of this occurrence, EPA management “consulted” with workplace violence “national expert” John Nicoletti, who said that hallway feces is in fact a health and safety risk. He added the behavior was “very dangerous” and the individuals responsible would “probably escalate” their actions.
They needed a "national expert" to tell them this is a real BAD behavior in what should be a civilized workplace?? REALLY?!
Okay.. There is more than crappy hallways for problems here.
originally posted by: TDawgRex
The EPA employee motto:
We make $#!t happen!
Nobody can do $#!t without us!
Wonder who qualifies to use the hallway?
EPA spokesman Richard Mylott provided the following statement:
“EPA cannot comment on ongoing personnel matters......"