EPA Employees Told to Stop ******* in the Hallway

EPA Employees Told to Stop Pooping in the Hallway

And finally we see the payoff for hiring the best and the brightest.

But this could be a set-up tactic to force CO2 recapturing equipment installations in the workplace.

The contracts are worth millions.

But I would question the "market value" of the Carbon Credits earned ?

a reply to: ketsuko

Is that the kind of place the EPA is? Do they have long lists of employees, er, former employees who are no longer allowed on the premises?

I though our "best and brightest" were supposed to work in the bureaucracy?

These are the people with unprecedented power of regulation to attack global warming. Surely, that requires the best of the best.

What could possibly be going wrong?

originally posted by: neo96
a reply to: OpinionatedB

Cats are smarter than EPA employees ?

I believe they are.

And they say that there are lost emails from the EPA as well. They probably write the email to whomever and then hit the X to close it out and think it was sent. So...in reality, there are no lost emails since they were never sent in the first place.

I bet if they were caught ****ing in the hallway, their union would bail them out too.

a reply to: neo96

This one line right here, in the context of this thread.............

"A EPA employee by any other name smell as 'sweet'."

I propose Neo gets the wittiest comment of the week award!!!

Any one second this motion?

originally posted by: Wrabbit2000
What can I say my fellow bunny? It's a crappy situation!

Okay... I had to.

Seriously now.... I see this in your story and think...... DOH! How about common sense replace all these fancy experts??

Confounded by what to make of this occurrence, EPA management “consulted” with workplace violence “national expert” John Nicoletti, who said that hallway feces is in fact a health and safety risk. He added the behavior was “very dangerous” and the individuals responsible would “probably escalate” their actions.

They needed a "national expert" to tell them this is a real BAD behavior in what should be a civilized workplace?? REALLY?!

Okay.. There is more than crappy hallways for problems here.

Yea. I wonder how much money they paid Nicoletti for his expert opinion.

I really have nothing to add.

How can I when the actually story is funnier than just about any remark?

(though Neo does get the prize so far. . . . )

a reply to: beezzer

I really am going to apply.

What I'm wondering is: with such a smart ass qualification will they hire me? I think I would be blown out of the water if they did.

But I'm just darn curious... lol

a reply to: OpinionatedB

You could ask if diapers are included in any per diem.

Now I know they have restrooms for men, women, and transgender folks.

Wonder who qualifies to use the hallway?

This sure gives me an insight into what kind of people are working for the EPA. THe agency that is supposed to be protecting the enviroment, and they cant even protect there own work enviroment

a reply to: beezzer

Ok Beez, I was gonna apply but I heard it is a sh.tty place to work.

That is the best I got.

The EPA employee motto:

We make $#!t happen!

Or

Nobody can do $#!t without us!

originally posted by: TDawgRex
The EPA employee motto:

We make $#!t happen!

Or

Nobody can do $#!t without us!

Ok I might change my vote, neo's was good but yours are good as well. Let me try these out on my friends to see what they think.

a reply to: beezzer

Well while they arent getting us energy independence as per their main reason for existing I guess why not.

I mean its not like a well paying job is anything special now a days...

And we rail on illegal immigration taking jobs....I dont think these people at the EPA deserve to eat if you ask me. I would fire them and watch them starve...

Ungrateful jerks. Pigs too apparently.

a reply to: oblvion

Oh yeah!

The EPA is where that saying 'Crap rolls down hill' comes from.

a reply to: beezzer

Wonder who qualifies to use the hallway?

In a logical world, we'd call that class the 'soon to be unemployed'. Of course, this is early 21st century America so it's (you know what) in one hand and wish in the other. We know which fills first in their hallways.

a reply to: neo96

They are definitely smarter!!

a reply to: beezzer

People are seriously going number 2 in the hallways!!? What in the world is wrong with people, grown adults.

Next time I need a day off work, instead of calling in sick, I'll use some of these fools tactics. I'll just let my boss know I have to help the CIA, they called me and desperately need my assistance.

a reply to: beezzer

I read from your linky-poo that they found an open box of passports in one of the man caves - can anyone tell me why the EPA has a BOX OF PASSPORTS!!!!!

EPA spokesman Richard Mylott provided the following statement:

“EPA cannot comment on ongoing personnel matters......"

I can, how about a new acronym....Employees Poop Anywhere.

a reply to: Sublimecraft

Maybe that was from the EPA guy pretending to be CIA for his vacations?

Don't tell me the CIA has infested the place. What will become of the environment?

a reply to: Wrabbit2000

SSDH

Same Stuff Different Hallway.

It gives a whole new meaning to the saying - born in a barn.

Really, these EPA folks just might have been.