posted on Jun, 23 2014 @ 07:34 PM
I wish to be loaded into shotshells so all of the people that survived my reign can go out and shoot me into my favorite hunting/camping spot in the
For the service, I'd wish there to be a 3 drink minimum (on the house of course) so all in attendance will be lose enough to spill all of the dirt and
openly speak crap about me!
I would want even my enemies invited so they may spit or otherwise on my memorial flowers.
That would be a blast!
How important is a funeral, not at all.
I want people to party and have fun!
Either because I impacted them in a good way or they are glad I am gone!
Now DJ, spin that shizz!
edit on 23-6-2014 by g146541 because: eta