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Bolnde Bomb I

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posted on Jun, 23 2014 @ 09:35 AM
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A blonde walks into a library, SLAMS a book down on the desk in front of the Librarian, and fumes at the red-head.
"This is a terrible Book! Absouletely NO plot and the character list is WAY too long.."
The Librarian looks at the blonde over the rims of her decorated glasses and replies
"So YOU'RE the one who took off with our Phone book.."




posted on Jun, 23 2014 @ 09:41 AM
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a reply to: Greywolf13A

ahh...hahahaha....

If you're gonna make fun of us blondes, you should at least spell the thread title right!

As it sits now, it says "Bolnde Bomb I".

I've heard 'em all...just had to tease you about your typo!

jacygirl



posted on Jun, 23 2014 @ 10:21 AM
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Food for thought. If jokes like this are easily noted as jokes why is it considered wrong doing he same considering race or gender if they are only jokes?


You're run for president is over! The media will kill you on this

edit on 23-6-2014 by Antipathy17 because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 23 2014 @ 10:28 AM
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a reply to: Antipathy17

Hi Antipathy17,
Actually, you're right.

When anyone here starts criticizing a group of people, I'm usually the first one there to tell them that it's not right to generalize like that.

I guess I wasn't thinking seriously, as I saw the title typo, and just ran with it!


Bolndes are people too!


jacygirl



posted on Jun, 23 2014 @ 10:43 AM
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Tell one sexist joke, he might get away with it, but tell more as he has done, methinks, Houston, that that lad might have a problem. Putting down women is at the heart of blonde jokes. Pull yer socks up, Greywolf.



posted on Jun, 23 2014 @ 11:11 AM
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a reply to: aboutface

This isn't really sexist though, because blonde men are also the 'butt' of these jokes at times.

Other women tell the jokes, and honestly...if I don't like it, I can change my hair colour anytime.


I can't change my skin colour though, and I will never tell a joke against a person's colour.

I can't change my gender either.
Oh wait...I guess these days I could.
But why would I want to? To me, that would be like trading down from a Porsche to a Ford Pinto...

(just kidding guys)

jacygirl



posted on Jun, 23 2014 @ 11:33 AM
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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?


The 1995 hide and seek world champion.



posted on Jun, 23 2014 @ 12:52 PM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Sweetheart...I'm right there...but I figure if Mom and Dad's gonna leave me a perfectly usable excuse, I 'd be a fool NOT to use it..

My wife plugged a pic on my office chair at home...a brain stem in a wheel chair: caption,"Reseredparking, blondes only"...



posted on Jun, 23 2014 @ 12:52 PM
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posted on Jun, 23 2014 @ 12:55 PM
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a reply to: Antipathy17

I rekon some people just got thin hides and nerves that don't take much to irritate...
Sad. It's more fun when folks fire back..I think we used to call that a 'friendly debate' in the old days.




posted on Jun, 23 2014 @ 12:58 PM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Sweetheart...I'm right there...but I figure if Mom and Dad's gonna leave me a perfectly usable excuse, I 'd be a fool NOT to use it..

My wife plugged a pic on my office chair at home...a brain stem in a wheel chair: caption,"Reseredparking, blondes only"...


I did pull my socks up...about 1983, when I enlisted. Spent time defending all peoples rights to speak. Ya want censorship, there's flights to Korea these days..



posted on Jun, 23 2014 @ 01:04 PM
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I also plug cheap shots at the Military, Ohioians, and politicos, as a cartoonist, nobody is safe..
sounds to e like somebody out there has personality issues. pity. hope they heal up soon.


Oh, my cousin Lee can tell you about the Short cracks....we swap friendly insults daily, just fer practice. Heusually gets even on the "Schnozz.." this one was drawn after his crack about me never drowning if I just lay flat and backstroke.






posted on Jun, 23 2014 @ 01:09 PM
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posted on Jun, 23 2014 @ 01:10 PM
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l've also taken shots at Private investigators..




posted on Jun, 23 2014 @ 01:11 PM
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a reply to: jacygirl

I've also taken shots at Private Investigators..




posted on Jun, 23 2014 @ 01:14 PM
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a reply to: Greywolf13A

If they WERE sexist, you'd have a point...I'd suggest growing more hair to cover it up.
As it is, anybody's fair game...
We call that the First Ammenndment.



posted on Jun, 23 2014 @ 01:40 PM
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a reply to: aboutface

Member art: "Selfies"

15 years old, needs redone, but I still wear it on my chair with pride. Wife's ides, right down to my passion for the number 13 and blood type [A pos]



posted on Jun, 23 2014 @ 02:24 PM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Don't take it personal...
I also hit the Japanese baseball league, plan to hit the NFL, NBA and NHL in season..




posted on Jun, 23 2014 @ 02:25 PM
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posted on Jun, 23 2014 @ 03:15 PM
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Buckeye Buster II
August 21, 2011 at 7:37am

News Flash:
West Virginia wins border skirmish with Ohio.
recent debates over the state border limits between the two states over the placement of the state boundry led to open conflict recently. ohio, long claiming all control over the entire river named after it, opened the hostilities by having National Guard units toss hand grenades over the river at troops on the south bank.
Reports indicate that the fighting did not last long, however , as West Virginia Guardsmen, long contenders that the state lines ran the middle of the river, promptly picked the grenades up off the banks, ran them out to the middle of the bridges spanning the river, pulled the safety pins from the grenades, and threw them back..


For those who missed it...or ignored it.




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