Does ATS = Applicant Tracking System?

Are the initials A.T.S. a double entendre of sorts? An "Above Top Secret Applicant Tracking System"?

Those little numbers at the bottom of your avatar could have a meaning. Maybe your "Way above Top Secret Score" and "Oddly Calculated Karma Score" have some importance in your RL future, as your posts and responses form a resume for recruiting purposes

Just askin'

a reply to: Bilk22

..something like that
it's unavoidable these days

i like the way we're red-flagged here also
/eyeroll

a reply to: Bilk22
Hmmmmmm.

originally posted by: Bilk22
as your posts and responses form a resume for recruiting purposes

Just askin'

1 can only imagine what recruited for Prefer to fly triangles but the disc are comfy... IM JUST SAYEN

a reply to: Bilk22

Those little numbers count.

In the future they could help you, if you wish to apply for the 'Advanced Troll Syndicate' or the "Automobile Triumvirate of Slovakia" or the most elusive of groups, the "Autocratic Turtle Society".

But I jest, I don't know what they mean either.

a reply to: Ophiuchus 13I wouldn't mind the triangles or the discs either but a job at area 51 would be nice to. how do I upload my resume?

a reply to: Thecakeisalie
Am i not turtley enough for the Turtle Club?.....
Turtle turtle

a reply to: Bilk22
oh, and here is a thread that lays out what those numbers mean.
What those numbers mean

originally posted by: UNIT76
a reply to: Bilk22

..something like that

it's unavoidable these days

i like the way we're red-flagged here also
/eyeroll

"red flag" Am I red flagged? Should I care?

Lighten up Francis.

Those numbers under your pic are simply the HAARP targeting coordinates for the chemtrail bombardments.
Geesh

/smh
/omg
/wth

a reply to: Bilk22

a reply to: minusinfinity

No.

Nothing to see here. Move along...

Yes, and we're all talking in code. Haven't you figured it out yet? If not, you're in the wrong place.

originally posted by: seagull
a reply to: minusinfinity

No.

Nothing to see here. Move along...

LOL Well that's pretty much what I expected

Hey, by the way, how am I grading out?

a reply to: DonVoigt

Send your vial of your blood to Area 51...If you are hybrid or have too many active genes that you should not at humans current form of evolution then you could get a knock on the door and a UFO picking you up and dropping you off every day.

a reply to: Bilk22

I can only express what my animal friend is sharing...

originally posted by: JohnnyAnonymous
a reply to: Bilk22

I can only express what my animal friend is sharing...

Awe come on. It was a legitimate question. Besides how else are they going to determine who get's the free tickets to Alpha Centuri?

a reply to: eso322

I would take a blood test if asked. Quite honestly I think they already have some sort of file on me, and they might be checking me out already, I'm a trained and certified network engineer, I spend my free time on Microsoft flight simulator, at one point in time I've even worked as a low level employee at United Airlines, O'hare airport, and I'm pretty sure they did extensive background checks on me for that job. On that same note, I'm in the interview process right now for a network engineers position with the Chicago public schools system, so right now there is probably an extensive background check being done on me. As well I would be willing to submit myself to polygraph testing to prove the quality of my character.

originally posted by: DonVoigt
a reply to: Ophiuchus 13I wouldn't mind the triangles or the discs either but a job at area 51 would be nice to. how do I upload my resume?

No need to upload your resume anywhere, they already have it. As for the OP... You just had to ask this, didn't you? Oh well, expect a knock on your door soon. Good luck!

a reply to: Ophiuchus 13I wouldn't mind the triangles or the discs either but a job at area 51 would be nice to. how do I upload my resume?

Jobs there are typically through the Nellis Air Base. They post all the time. Of course, you'll need SCI clearance for just about anything there. I also wouldn't recommend bringing up any conspiracy theories in the application process...assuming you're serious of course.

Usually, they are looking for security personnel, and support personnel most often.