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posted on Jun, 18 2014 @ 03:56 PM
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originally posted by: shaneslaughta
a reply to: ProfessorChaos

Valid point. Seems America is becoming a bunch of pansies these days.

Washington Weasels? Surely no one has a problem with an innocent animal?


One acronym... PETA.




posted on Jun, 18 2014 @ 03:59 PM
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a reply to: ProfessorChaos

Weasel meat on PETA bread?

YUM!

On topic;

Washington
Usurpters
Symbolic
Synchophantic
Yes-men.



posted on Jun, 18 2014 @ 04:00 PM
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originally posted by: ProfessorChaos
One acronym... PETA.


Disclaimer: No animals were harmed in practice or game play neither emotionally or physically.

Problem Solved?



posted on Jun, 18 2014 @ 04:02 PM
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The Washington K-Streets, because we know who really runs DC and that's the lobbyists...



posted on Jun, 18 2014 @ 04:05 PM
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Washington PC's

Don't f with my religion. Man this makes me sick.

ETA: Let's not forget that this isn't the teams fault. They are fighting it all the way.
edit on 18-6-2014 by intrepid because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 18 2014 @ 04:06 PM
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Isn't part of the idea to have a name that, at least on some level, strikes fear into the heart of the enemy?

Bengals, Lions, Bears, Vikings, Falcons, Panthers, Jaguars, Buccaneers, Eagles, Cowboys, Giants, Raiders.

Of course, the D.C. Taxmen jumps to mind, but think of other possibilities. The Houston Six Guns, the Dallas Cartel. The New York Guidos. The Denver Stoners (although, I don't know how much fear that would cause). The New England School Teachers (a ruler for a logo). The San Francisco Glitter.

Well, I see that I'm getting carried away. I might even be offending some one. Oh, well.



posted on Jun, 18 2014 @ 04:07 PM
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originally posted by: shaneslaughta

originally posted by: ProfessorChaos
One acronym... PETA.


Disclaimer: No animals were harmed in practice or game play neither emotionally or physically.

Problem Solved?





Sorry, no. The players on the team will represent weasels, therefore, violence will be inflicted on weasels vicariously through them.



posted on Jun, 18 2014 @ 04:08 PM
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The Washington Diverse!



posted on Jun, 18 2014 @ 04:10 PM
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Being a Dallas Cowboy fan this is just about as fun as fun can be.


I have a name for them...... The Washington Spin Doctors.



posted on Jun, 18 2014 @ 04:13 PM
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originally posted by: minusinfinity
Being a Dallas Cowboy fan this is just about as fun as fun can be.


I have a name for them...... The Washington Spin Doctors.


That could be construed as offensive to actual spin doctors...



posted on Jun, 18 2014 @ 04:15 PM
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How about the Washington Bombers, or the Washington Drones? Ooh I know, the Washington Sanctions. Or maybe the Washington Apaches (I'm allowed to make that last suggestion because I'm half Apache, but you're not because that would be offensive.)



posted on Jun, 18 2014 @ 04:17 PM
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Washington Abdicators!



posted on Jun, 18 2014 @ 04:17 PM
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a reply to: beezzer

Kind of grandiose, but in tune with the kind of cartoon
superheros these guys pound themselves like on Sundays:
size=5 soft, THE WASHINGTON MONUMENTALS

Was that a little too much innuendo? Sorry



posted on Jun, 18 2014 @ 04:21 PM
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The Washington Violators...



posted on Jun, 18 2014 @ 04:25 PM
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originally posted by: beezzer
a reply to: ProfessorChaos

I think you hit it.

Just give them a number.

Numbers aren't offensive.

Just call them "Football Team 123"


I had to chime in twice for this post, Beez. To them I'm
nothing BUT a number-- and I propose to remain the
equivalent of the one rogue paper wasp in their collective
bonnet until they smack me. And I hope to God it's on camera.
One great shiver would come from it being for nothing
Just recently I hope my personal offering was sufficiently sarc



posted on Jun, 18 2014 @ 04:25 PM
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Just face the facts, guys. There is no name that will be immune to the attacks of the P.C. police. At some point or another, someone, somewhere, will be offended.

This is the real problem.
edit on 6/18/2014 by ProfessorChaos because: Typo



posted on Jun, 18 2014 @ 04:27 PM
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Whatever it is they should drop the name Washington from their name. To me, THAT is an embarrassing part



posted on Jun, 18 2014 @ 04:28 PM
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I should probably start a WH petition to make them change the name of our most ferocious attack helicopters as well.



posted on Jun, 18 2014 @ 04:29 PM
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originally posted by: jhn7537
The Washington Violators...

Good gravy, jhn. Beauty.
"You guys are getting SOFT!! I want at least 12 personals in
the next two quarters! EACH"
I love it.



posted on Jun, 18 2014 @ 04:35 PM
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originally posted by: beezzer
a reply to: ProfessorChaos

Weasel meat on PETA bread?

YUM!

On topic;

Washington
Usurpters
Symbolic
Synchophantic
Yes-men.


Vermin dogs is where I bail, and there isn't enough
pane for me to stay. A weasel ripped my eat fresh.
Sorry, Frank I had to for you if no-one else.
And keep the stone ground mustard out of his nose.

Although Der Verminators is kind of katchy...ya





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