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Return of the Tsu Booty (Poem) (For Mura)

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posted on Jun, 16 2014 @ 10:32 AM
Friday night, if I remember,
Cold and bleak, sometime; November.

W indows open, air-a-flowing,
Curtains dancing, wildly blowing.

Headphones on, a lesson learning,
Lectures for a brain-a-yearning.

Exponentials; population,
'How to end your ovulation'.

Lesson ends, I hit the links,
To the the viewpoint from the ******

"Stop at one, there's far too many,
either that or don't have any".

Next to teach is Temple Grandin,
"Hug the beef and stop the branding"

"Wow! That's great!" I said aloud.
"To get a viewpoint from a cow!"

YouTube stops and starts to buffer,
Can't be R'sed to start another...

Headphones off I hear the laughter,
Though It didn't sink til after...

Neighbours out, their party partin'
OH MY GOD! They heard me fartin!

posted on Jun, 16 2014 @ 11:02 AM
a reply to: Tsu322

True modern poetry at its finest my friend, thanks for the laugh

posted on Jun, 16 2014 @ 11:07 AM

posted on Jun, 16 2014 @ 12:21 PM
a reply to: Tsu322


Good job Tsu! That's the ideal sort of humour !

posted on Jun, 16 2014 @ 02:28 PM
Gasp! For ME???!!!! LOL. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Here, have a dancing giraffe because I am speechless with delight.

Huge hugs.

posted on Jun, 16 2014 @ 04:43 PM
a reply to: Mura44

OMG that giraffe! LOL

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